Corrupt a Wish v2

[Sightnado]

Granted, but you become a ghost type.

I wish for

 

[Cilantro]

Granted. You

I wish for a mathematically perfect quartz crystal, 2 inches tall, .5 inches in width and length, and perfectly symmetrical .

 

[Sightnado]

Granted, but it explodes.

I wish for this wish not to be granted.

 

[MegaPod]

Granted.

I wish I could take myself apart and reassemble myself with upgraded components as I please.

 

[Vulpix037]

Granted. You can only do so once.

I wish for an Up-grade.

 

[MegaPod]

Granted.

Spoiler: Here you go

I wish for potato bread

 

[Cilantro]

Granted. Upon eating the potato bread, every nuke on the planet proceeds to detonate.

I wish I had better luck finding materials.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but you gain enough luck to obtain just under the amount of materials you require at any given time.

I wish for a wish.

 

[Cilantro]

Granted. The wish can never be used.

I wish Legos weren’t so expensive.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Granted, but then I buy them all before you get a chance.

I wish for tuna fish.

 

[Kirby4ever]

Granted it's not really tuna, it's tuna fish made out of synthetic materials.

I wish that my phone's batter doesn't need to be recharged because it lasts forever.

 

[Vulpix037]

Granted. However, you drop it onto the road and it gets crushed by a tractor.

I wish for a wishing well.

 

[Max1996]

Granted, but you fall into it while trying to make your first wish.

I wish for all 3DS games there are.

 

[MegaPod]

Granted. There are none anymore.

I wish my pinkie toes away.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, they leave, though the rest of your toes and even some of your fingers soon follow suit after hearing tales the toes told of being free from the Great Opressor.

I wish I hadn't wished this wish.

 

[Derpghost]

Granted. You wish a even more pointless wish instead.

I wish for all the video games I want and the systems to adequately run them.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but you are forced to live the rest of your life without electricity.

I wish for a fig.

 

[Cilantro]

Granted. It stabs you, somehow.

I wish my sick cat would get better.

 

[MegaPod]

Granted, but now the cat lives with me.
(hope your cat gets to purr-fect health soon, Cilantro)

I wish for a smoothie.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but it's actually a Squishie.

I wish for time-related powers.