Corrupt a Wish v2

[Kung Fu Ferret]

Granted, but she's possessed by the devil or something...

I wish Hi-Rez would quit goofing off and finally add Set to SMITE's roster!

 

[Jinjo]

Granted, but you are disappointed with the new SMITE roster.

I wish to stay healthy forever.

 

[Tag365]

Granted, but immortality comes as a side effect. Also time is sped up dramatically, causing a whole year to pass by per day of normal time, and quickly ending up with everyone you previously know dying.

I wish I was a sumo wrestler

 

[Jinjo]

Granted, but you get injured after your sumo wrestling match.

i wish faeries and mermaids existed.

 

[Vulpix037]

Granted. They kill you.

I wish someone would invent a time machine!

 

[Kirby4ever]

Granted, Dialga kills you and the time machine inventor before the machine starts construction.

I wish that my Switch is pink.

 

[Vulpix037]

Granted. It breaks...

I wish for a Substitute plush.

 

[Jinjo]

Granted, it creates dust in your room and gives you allergies.

I wish the alcoholic friend of my mom would get out of my life.

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

Granted, but her new friend smokes too much

I wish I was a real zookeeper.

 

[Jinjo]

Granted, but you don't do a good job on providing the needs for your animals.

I wish I was a musician.

 

[Vulpix037]

Granted. You can only play your least favourite songs.

I wish for a wish.

 

[Jinjo]

Granted, but you won't be able to make your first wish till the year 2071.

I wish my wishes don't get corrupted.

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

Granted, but the paradox you created unleashes ten thousand years of darkness!
I wish I could divide by zero

 

[Jinjo]

Granted, but your calculation will always be wrong.

I wish to hang out more.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted. *Teleports ^ into a forest cannopy, with her arms wrapped around a tree*

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

 

[Tag365]

Granted. Now you must care for that fish or else you become one yourself.

I wish PlayStation Vita memory cards weren't so expensive.

 

[Jinjo]

Granted, they are now permanently 10% off.

I wish to take my pot of gold over the rainbow.

 

[Tag365]

Granted, but your pot is literally made of gold and holds bronze coins in it.

I wish I could figure out how to get my operating system running on my internal solid State Drive instead of my hard disk drive.

 

[CheffOfGames]

Granted, your operating system now has legs and your SSD has turned into a treadmill

I wish for an unlimited amount of Chocolate Chip Cookies

 

[Jinjo]

Granted, but you can't even eat them and you wasted your wish on that.

I wish cars did not exist.