Corrupt a Wish v2

[Vulpix037]

Granted. Everyone ends up living on the streets.

I wish for something to wish for.

 

[Jinjo]

Granted, you wished for coals.

I wish the theater close to home doesn't get replaced by new ugly apartments.

 

[Vulpix037]

Granted. Your house gets replaced by then instead.

I wish I could teleport wherever I wanted to.

 

[Jinjo]

Granted and every time you teleport, you will lose a body part.

I wish I did not have allergies.

 

[Vulpix037]

Granted. The food that you were previously allergic to is now allergic to you.

I wish I never ran out of things to wish for.

 

[Jinjo]

Granted but first, you must survive a zombie apocalypse.

I wish to rule the world.

 

[TRNatalie]

Granted, but a revolution breaks out a month later and overthrows you

I wish I could be more confident.

 

[Vulpix037]

Granted. Everyone else in the world ends up having no confidence whatsoever.

I wish I never got hungry.

 

[Jinjo]

Granted, now you don't have the will to eat anymore and food will have to be injected on your arm.

I wish I could design clothes.

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Granted, but the only material you can use is tweed.

I wish that I could make an extremely awesome 80s-themed sci fi novel and then have it adapted into film with me as the lead.

 

[Vulpix037]

Granted. Literally no-one watches the film.

I wish for a lifetime's supply of food.

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Granted, but it's onion-flavoured fish food.

I wish that Jackie Chan would take me on as his pupil on a Chinese mountaintop.

 

[RTLfan]

Granted and, just like teachers at real kung fu temples, he canes you every time you don't perform well or disobey him.

I wish that I was 18 again.

 

[TRNatalie]

Wish granted, the SATs are in 6 weeks. Start studying!

I wish I could sit down and relax.

 

[Vulpix037]

Granted. You can only do so on a rock hard, extremely stiff deckchair, meaning that you risk killing yourself.

I wish I could skip tomorrow.

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Granted, but tomorrow would have been the day that the Avatar was not boiled in oil. (God I love that reference)

I wish that I wasn't doomed to be Salieri.

 

[Icy Wind]

Granted, you’ll be doomed to be Mozart instead.

I wish i was an actor.

 

[Vulpix037]

Granted. You get fired immediately for no valid reason.

I wish I was a millionaire.

 

[Icy Wind]

Granted, you’ll have a million Pokedollars!

I wish i lived on the moon.

 

[MegaPod]

Granted. You transfer the Earth’s atmosphere to said celestial body in a fit of mad power in order to do so, extinguishing most forms of life on the blue planet instantly.

I wish the next poster gets what I’m vaguely referencing.