Corrupt a Wish v2

[Blaine.]

Granted. But the joke was told in 1937, so you cannot hear it.

I wish for a TI-84 Graphing Calculator

 

[Snowy]

Granted but the battery has been removed.

I wish for a Steam Deck.

 

[BigDocFan]

Granted, you go to Gamestop but aren't allowed in so you have to wait in the pouring rain

I wish for a big pizza to eat

 

[MegaPod]

Granted. There is now a big pizza to eat the entire planet. You’ve doomed us all!!

I wish for a tower to live in

 

[BigDocFan]

Granted, but you can't leave the tower and there's no bedding or furniture

I wish for more reactions

 

[BigDocFan]

Granted, but you end up trapped there, unable to return and on the losing side

I wish for some new glasses

 

[Galactic_V]

Granted, but you get the glass-free edition.

I'd like to watch all Pokesins episodes without having to pledge on Patreon for half of them.

 

[BigDocFan]

Granted, only for Gar1onriva to take them all down

I wish Tracey would return to the Pokemon anime

I'd like to watch all Pokesins episodes without having to pledge on Patreon for half of them.

That is a great series

 

[Blaine.]

granted. The Jalapeno Pepper is actually a rock painted red

I wish for a massage

 

[BigDocFan]

Granted, Machamp comes along and gives you a very hard massage that leaves you screaming in pain

I wish for some chocolate

 

[BigDocFan]

Granted, from this day forth, Friday shall be known as Soon

I wish that world hunger was no longer a thing

 

[Galactic_V]

Granted, the human race is extinct, thus no more world hunger.

I want a new hat.

 

[BigDocFan]

Granted but the hat doesn't fit

I wish for more computer time

 

[MegaPod]

Granted. It is with Colin the Computer from DHMIS4, and he traps you in his repetitive and increasingly headache-inducing digital world. Great, great news!

I wish for a Kirby video game

 

[DawningWinds]

Granted, you receive a copy of a Kirby game that's been sent back in time from the future and can only be played on a console that won't be invented for approximately fifty years.

I wish I was more organized

 

[MegaPod]

Granted. You are now the leader of an organized crime syndicate.

I wish that my laundry and dishes would clean and dry themselves.

 

[DawningWinds]

Granted. They gain sentience and telekinesis, which they at first use exclusively for self-cleaning/drying as requested, but they as you continue to use them without thinking to give them in return, they become increasingly aggravated and decide to revolt against you.

I wish people weren't always complaining that they can't read my handwriting

 

[Galactic_V]

Granted, now they have the power of both reading your handwriting and seeing through your clothes.

I'd like that the PS5 wasn't so hard to find these days.

 

[BigDocFan]

Granted but the takoyaki is out of date and gives you food poisoning

I wish that Covid19 wasn't a problem any more

 

[Snowy]

Granted. We've all succumbed to climate change. (man, that got dark fast)

I wish to own a large ship and live on the ocean