Corrupt a Wish v2

[Galactic_V]

Granted, dinner is cancelled and you're going to bed without eating anything.

I wish to have more time to catch up to some manga\anime series that I'm way behind right now, sadly (like Edens Zero).

 

[Snowy]

Granted. you receive a package. it's a ps vita... themed lunch box.

i wish for a new shirt

 

[Galactic_V]

Granted. It's a sentinent shirt that as soon as you wear it, it pushes a knife out of knowhere and stabs you in the neck!

I'd like for the upcoming movie "Spider-Man: No Way Home" to come out ASAP, and that it didn't wait so long to reveal whether Tobey McGuire and Andrew Garfield are in it or not.

 

[Snowy]

One vegemite donut, coming right up.

I wish for lunch.

 

[BigDocFan]

Granted but you get a terrible lunch containing everything you don't like and nothing more

I wish for a nice cold can of Coca Cola

 

[Snowy]

Granted but its been shaken badly and is automatically reshaken every 5 minutes until opened.

I wish for a glass of water.

 

[BigDocFan]

Granted, enjoy a glass of water from the swimming pool

I wish to have snow on Christmas day

 

[Galactic_V]

Granted. In the 24th you have a snowstorm so strong you're forced to spend your entire Christmas day taking all of it off your door entrance and entrance walkway, or face a potential lawsuit if some passerby slips and falls (which is a reality in Canada lol)

I'd like for a snowless Christmas day.

 

[Snowy]

Granted. You moved to Australia.

I wish for a Christmas day that is cooler than last year.

 

[BigDocFan]

Granted, you spend Christmas in Antartica

I wish bus and trains were more on time than late

 

[Snowy]

You forgot your wish.

what's a vegemite?

A really gross (IMO) vegetable extract spread, usually for toast/sandwiches but they seem to like combining it with virtually everything.

I wish Vegemite was illegal in Australia.

 

[MegaPod]

Granted. However, you are exhiled from Australia for whatever reason, only to discover that in all other countries, vegemite is mandated for consumption during every meal!!

I wish that I could magically conjure things that I draw into the physical world

 

[Snowy]

Granted. However, everything you conjure is hostile to you.

vegemite is mandated for consumption during every meal!!

... That escalated quickly

I wish I had more coca cola. (I've almost ran out!)

 

[Galactic_V]

Granted, but it is the last weekend of your entire life.

I wish that my original characters were real.

 

[MegaPod]

Granted. The snowfall is gentle, beautiful, inviting…
…but also highly toxic.

I wish that I could travel into any dream I’ve had whenever I wish

 

[BigDocFan]

Granted, you can travel into every dream including your worse nightmares

I wish for more money

 

[Snowy]

Granted. You now have 4 million Venezuelan Sovereign Bolívars.

I wish for a good nights sleep.

 

[Galactic_V]

Granted, you'll be watched by Fred Kruger while you sleep.

I'd like that Bulbagardens were renamed "Fushigizono" or "Fushigisono" 「フシギゾノ｜フシギソノ」and became an entirely Japanese forum where only Japanese were allowed.

 

[Galactic_V]

Granted, it's an Indian pizza filled with spices you can't handle.

Alternatively to my last "wish", I wish that Bulbagarden were renamed "BulbaGiardino", with only Italian allowed. (I'm an Italian citizen already, ha!)

 

[Blaine.]

Granted. BulbaGiardino is banned in Italy.


I wish for a refrigerator.