Corrupt a Wish v2

[BigDocFan]

Granted but it gets stolen by opportunist thieves

I wish for a bar of chocolate

 

[Snowy]

Granted but it's 95% cocoa.

I wish for white chocolate.

 

[BigDocFan]

Granted but it turns out to be chocolate painted white

I wish Lycanroc were real

 

[Isaac the Investigator]

Granted, they drive many native species to extinction

I wish there was a cure for Lyme disease

 

[BigDocFan]

Granted but it comes to late for you or a loved one

I wish I could live in Australia

 

[BigDocFan]

Granted but it is super spicy and you must eat it

I wish christmas takoyaki now lived in Antartica

 

[skywaffles]

Granted but you have to live there too



I wish for a mango

 

[BigDocFan]

Granted, one half eaten mango for you

I wish for a beautiful garden

 

[Isaac the Investigator]

Granted, but they have broken down by now.

I wish Joy-con drift wasn't a problem.

 

[CuboneKing]

Granted, you don’t have to do test corrections ever again, every test grade is now final the first time

I wish I hadn’t left hawaii

 

[BigDocFan]

Granted, moves you Hawaii as a Volcano erupts with you on the same island

I wish for a White Christmas

 

[Isaac the Investigator]

Granted, the blizzard causes a power outage

I wish for the end of unregulated capitalism

 

[BigDocFan]

Granted but it doesn't end well for you

I wish for a busier time at work

 

[Chevywolf30]

Granted, you get super stressed out and collapse.



I wish for a MTN Dew

 

[CuboneKing]

Granted, you have a few drops of water taken from the grass by the headquarters of South African telecommunications company MTN Group Limited

I wish NFTs didn’t exist

 

[Chevywolf30]

Granted, there is no such thing as digital pictures now since any of them could become an NFT.



I wish that I had some bacon

 

[BigDocFan]

Granted but the bacon is burnt

I wish I had more snow where I live

 

[BigDocFan]

I see tako made no wish so I wish we had more players for this game

 

[DawningWinds]

Granted. A flood of spam bots joins the game.

I wish to fix my sleep schedule.

 

[lisianthus]

Granted. A flood of spam bots joins the game.

You have no idea, we have so many...too many...(It's always funny when the spambots say "PLEASEREPORT" because...they're saying that they are spambots!!! Luckily, our filters usually catch them so we have a spam-free forum~!!

I wish to fix my sleep schedule.

Granted! You never said how you wanted to fix it, so I fixed it so you wake up at 6 PM. Good for working at night!!


I wish to be isekai'd as a magical girl