Corrupt a Wish

[Lugia2478]

This is a game that became incredibly popular on the forum I frequent for my local anime convention. It's really simple, very funny, and I don't believe there's a thread like this already. I scanned through and couldn't find something that seemed similar enough to this one to prevent me from posting, so let's hope I'm right ^_^;

Here's how you play. Someone state a wish. Then the next person who posts has to corrupt the wish then make one of their own.
Exmaple:
Person 1- I wish I was very wealthy
Person 2- Granted, but the bank you put your riches in burned to the ground with your money.

So, here's my wish:
I wish I didn't have a rough draft due tomorrow for my most hated of classes.

 

[FabuVinny]

It sounds a lot like "What's the Worst that could happen?"

 

[Kasumi]

There was also a Corrupted Wish Game thread, but seems it was archived due to inactivity. So I'll let this one stay.

 

[Transfinite]

I wish I didn't have a rough draft due tomorrow for my most hated of classes.

Okay -- you have a final draft due!

 

[Barb]

Ket, now you post a wish for someone else to corrupt.

 

[Transfinite]

Damn.

Ahh. I wish Russel/Fletcher was canon.

 

[Strawberry Delcatty]

Granted, but everyone avoids fics about them like the plague.

I wish I could live in a luxury hotel.

 

[Barb]

You can, but you're living there because you're responsible for the hotel's maintenance and upkeep.

I wish I could travel to Yellowstone National Park.

 

[Transfinite]

Granted, but everyone avoids fics about them like the plague.

Ahaha, they don't already?

Barb, granted, but the volcano erupts while you're there.


I wish I could win the $66,000,000 Powerball lottery.

 

[Barb]

You do, but you lose it all on bad investments.

I wish I could understand the quantum theory.

 

[Strawberry Delcatty]

Granted, but later on, no one cares about it.

I wish I could outeat Garfield.

 

[Barb]

You can, but then you get so big you can't get out of your house.

I wish my cat wouldn't try to bite me when I pet her.

 

[Yami Yugi]

It stops, but your house gets super dull.


I wish misty would marry me!

 

[Barb]

She does, but then you have to deal with her three sisters living with you two.

I wish I could go to the beach today.

 

[Yami Yugi]

You do, but you are forced to leave as a huge hurricane is coming.

I wish May would just DIE!

 

[QuietDragon]

She does, but then thousands of chibi-hers burst out of the remains of her body going 'kamo... kamo... kamo... KAMO...!!' and try to rip you to shreds.

I wish my friend was here.

 

[Yami Yugi]

He/she is, but they ban themselves because they don't like this site.

I wish I could wish for a wish that someone could not corrupt.

 

[The Incarnation ポケモン]

Wish granted, but then you don't get to wish for anything else because the thread dies.

 

[Nando]

Granted, but then a thousand others pop up.



I wish my favorite shippings were as solid as OriginShipping.

 

[Strawberry Delcatty]

I wish my favorite shippings were as solid as OriginShipping.

Granted, but that's the MAIN reason they're hating.

I wish I could play a game like this.