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Corrupt a Wish

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Dr. GM

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Granted, but Colonel Sanders finds you...

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

I wish for TPJ's gardevoir plushie!
 

Glaciachan

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Granted. They out-source the animation to Hanna-Barbara.

I wish I didn't get distracted.
 
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Granted,now you're so concentrated that it takes hours to stop doing a thing you would normally do in minutes.
I wish all these corrupt politicians would be banned from my country.
 

2BeAMaster

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Granted. New corrupt politicians enter the country. And they ban cake and video games.

I wish for some cake and video games.
 

Matt3225

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Granted but it's carrot cake and the Hannah Montana video game.

I wish for a snickerdoodle cookie
 

Scarlet Sky

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Granted, but the only cookies left are laced with EX-LAX and Toxins.

I wish Captain Falcon was real...
 

2BeAMaster

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Granted. You get punched into the next dimension.

I wish for TV shows to not have commercials. (I have no system capable of fast forwarding through commercials.)
 

☆TobyTse99☆

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Granted. You bought a car for $1 million on Yahoo! Auction, but that was a toy car 4cm long.

I wish I wished something so I don't have to edit my post.
 

TPJerematic

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granted but it got corrupted so it doesn't matter


I wish i wasn't a cuddleslut
 

2BeAMaster

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Granted. You are a regular slut.

I wish the Earth was flat, so I could push the people I hated over the edge.
 

Mcfeegle

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Granted. All water flows off the edge of the Earth and you die of dehydration.

I wish I could stop staying up so late all the time.
 

Dr. GM

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Granted. You stay asleep forever!

I wish for a real life Pokabu!!!
 

TPJerematic

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Granted, it from soviet russia ... where pig barbeques you

Lol I wish i was actually funny
 

2BeAMaster

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Granted. But you are constantly frustrated because you can never get to be quite as funny as me!

I wish I had something exciting to do.
 

Glaciachan

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Granted. You are sent to a secret prison in Russia because of a mix-up and have to break out to stop a terrorist from blowing up the Staples Center in 24 hours.

I wish for a cold glass of tea.
 
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