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Corrupt a Wish

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☆TobyTse99☆

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I wish Hong Kong is GMT+10 rather than 8 so I can wake up at 8 instead of 6 to watch Pokémon☆Sunday.
 
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Granted,but a Wailord falls on your head.
I wish they would punish that damn politician who hided corrupt money on his pants and socks.
 

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Granted, but he also had a Wailord in there that crushed the Pentagon!

I wish I could battle with a Torchic and Pokabu!
 

MrC

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Granted, you drop it in the mud.

I wish for a cake.
 

KojiroJames2006

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Granted, but it gets smushed in your face.

I wish to know more about the world around us.
 

Dr. GM

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Granted, but you get sent to space, where there's nothing around you!

I wish I could survive anywhere!
 

Dr. GM

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Granted, but since you put me in the desert,...

...no poem for you.

I wish I was a king!
 
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Granted,you discover that North Korea is going to send an atomic bomb right on your head.
I wish North Korea and Iran would throw their atomic bombs away.
 

Dr. GM

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Granted, but they threw them at your directi-

BOOM!

I wish I wasn't failing my classes!
 

Rocker32703

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Granted, though, now you're being blamed for all the classes that I'm failing.

I wish for tortilla chips.
 
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Granted,but for some reason Jirachi gives you an AK-47 and you're arrested for having one in your house.
I wish i would stop failing in almost every single light cycle race on Tron 2.0.
 

Rocker32703

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Granted. Now you're just mediocre at Tron 2.0.

I wish I understood what the hell you just granted me. (Oh, and I live in Texas, 'got no problem with an AK-47. Heck, I have a shotgun in my parent's bedroom.) xD
 

Dr. GM

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Granted. Your gift is you getting your dangerous guns from your parents' room, shooting a cop, and get sentenced to life in prison!

I wish Elmo didn't know where I live!
 

Rocker32703

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Granted. Now Barney won't stop stalking you.

I wish that my headset didn't break. Damn dog, snapped it in half and ripped the cords out...
 

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Granted. Your dog decides he will instead chew on your iPod.

I wish the oil from the spill would never reach the coast of North Carolina.
 

Rocker32703

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Granted. Rather, it spreads across the entire coastline from Texas to the Florida Keys, contaminating a large area of the ocean than the thin coastline of North Carolina.

I wish that I had more free time to devote flying in the Caribbean for my Virtual Airline on FSX instead of doing schoolwork.
 
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