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Corrupt a Wish

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Granted,but since Jirachi is on vacation,Giratina does your wish,and one week after your wish is granted,you're taken to North Korea,where that crazy guy with an almost unspeakable name rapes you.
I wish Lula would stop supporting Ahmadinejad and his plan to nuke Israel.
 

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Granted, some other nutjob tries to blow up Israel

I wish i had some thing to hug that was soft and loving and caring and couldn't hurt me in anyway
 

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Granted, You get a baby seal. It dies in your arms, but with its last moments of life, it tears one anime-styled drop as it looks upon you lovingly.

I wish that all flavors of Jello was melon, despite what color it may be.
 

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Granted, you cease to exist and the win was passed down to an existing person, me!

I wish for a lame catchphrase!
 

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^ Granted. Hope you like durian chutney!

I wish the Celtics win the NBA Championship.
 

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granted, but your only power is to explode, you can't be put back together again

I wish i had a real life alakazam
 

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granted, it's massive IQ and psychic abilities means that it makes you it's bitch


I wish I wasn't quite so submissive.
 

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granted, you are now a dominatrix


wish i had a hot gf
 

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granted she's on fire gets 98% 1st degree burns

I wish I could nibble on a Gardevoir's ear
 

Pokehacker1997

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granted, but it tears your head off before you can nibble the ear.

I wish I could drive.
 

TPJerematic

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Granted, your Gyarados hyperbeams your car

I wish i could stop fantasising about giving Gardevoirs hugs
 

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A gardevoir appears but teleports just out of your hug range.
 

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^Dammit! You didn't wish for something. Oh well. A hobo runs up to you and hits you with a shovel.

I wish for...stuff! :D
 

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Granted, but those stuffs are stolen by bandits.
I wish I can make awesome sprites.
 

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granted, but people don't like them

I wish i could have a nap
 

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Granted but it transforms into a small robot with a rocket launcher and kills you.

I wish for Katy Perry to magically appear and give me a personal concert.
 
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