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Corrupt a Wish

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RebornRocks

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She performs one song then forces you to live with russell brand in a shed


I wish my cat would stop peeing everywhere
 

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Granted. Now your cat pees on one focused spot. Your bed.

I wish people could understand how fucking scary a hospital can be. D:
 

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Granted, but it eats your head.

I wish more people liked Skiploom
 

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Granted, but Skiploom cease to exist
I wish I win BMGf's speculation contest
 

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Granted. Your prize gets lost in the mail and never makes it to you.

I wish for something beginning with the letter Y.
 
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Granted but it's a yak that tries to maul you with it's horns.

I wish that Meguroko (my avatar) evolves into something really cool looking.
 

Karas132

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Granted, but the only move it will know is tail whip

I wish that someone would corrupt this wish
 

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^granted, but your computer explodes

I wish that a face could really look like this

:XD2:
 

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granted, someone will come to your house and cut your face in the shape of an X

i wish that everyone would admit that ghost types are awesome
 

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granted, but then Generation V introduces a very common move that turns all ghost type pokemon on the field into bidoof

EDIT: woops, forgot a wish. I wish I could stop forgetting to wish for something.
 

Miar

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Granted. You forget everything else instead.

I wish for Pop-tarts.
 

Karas132

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granted, but they are russian poptarts, and everyone knows that in soviet russia poptarts eat YOU!

i wish that all of the dunsparces would just die
 

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Granted, but so does all the Gengars.

I wish I could believe it's not butter.
 

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(sorry inon, but the gengars are already dead!!! >:D)
granted, but now it is butter

i wish i could stop time
 

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Granted, but now you have an Awkward momment with Freddie Mercury and his "Don't Stop me Now".

I wish John Lennon to be alive.
 

Miar

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Granted. he kills you.

I wish for Optimus Prime
 

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granted, but he is only 6" tall

i wish the my itouch's battery would never run out
 
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