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Corrupt a Wish

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Enzap

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^granted but she's totally insane and obsessive and will hunt you down and kill you if you're out of her sight for more than 5 seconds

I wish for a cinnamin bun.
 

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Granted but it eats my cinnamin bun so I kill it.

I wish for a magikarp.
 

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^ granted but it evolves and kills you and your family

i wish that gengars were immune to mold breaker
 

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^ Granted but now Normal and Fighting is super effective against them.
I wish I could go back in time to see my favorite bands play in concert.
 

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granted but there will be a paradox and you will become your own father

i wish that i could divide by 0
 

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That was random and unnecessary. I'm just going to ignore that and say...

Granted, but every other number ceases to exist.

I wish that the letter q could be used without a u.
 

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Granted but that includes an evil banana that beats you with a spoon until you dead.

I wish for a washing machine.
 

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Granted but you wasted all your money on it, making you a homeless people
I wish I can witness a war
 

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Granted but you survive and it makes you go mentally insane and paranoid
 

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grr, I keep forgetting

I wish for a Skipoleon
 

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Granted, but you are accuse for killing people with it.
I wish I have a collection of medieval weapons...
 

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Granted, but you are accused for killing people with them.

I wish for a Russian Piranha Plant
 

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Granted, but grammer Nazis kill you ("I was" not "I am")

I wish I wouldn't die
 
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