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Corrupt a Wish

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Alyxy

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Oh, so that's what it was.

Granted, and it is. But it's now so ugly the blinding actually helps.

I wish to be a kung fu master.
 

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Granted, but an even better kung fu master kills you for fear that you would out kung fu him one day.

I wish my Skipoleon was a tad lighter so I could see his cute face easier.
 

Alyxy

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Granted, but it's angry at you because it has accepted it's navy blue physique.

I wish for Skipoleon to die and not resurrect. :D
 

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Granted but I kill turn into a psychopath and kill you, then kill Skipoleon will roture you in the underworld.

I wish Guam was more important.
 

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Granted. You are not important at all, now.

I wish I didn't have to go to summer school!
 

Dr. GM

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Granted, but air is not free anymore!

I wish for a good YTP to come already!!!
 

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Granted, I think YTP means Yeni Türkiye Partisi, so, uh... They are now the supreme leaders of Earth!

I wish for Mardek 3 to be released!
 

Miar

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Granted, but it's far worse than Mardek 2.

I wish for Ash to beat Paul in the tournament.
 

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Granted, but then Paul raged and destroys the arena

I wish for nothing....
 

Miar

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Granted. You now own nothing, not even your soul.

I wish for Mijumaru
 

TPJerematic

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Granted, it's on a crappy HGSS Rom Hack.

I wish that i was a mudkipz ... and everyone lieked me.
 

raychuu

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Granted, but only mudkipz liekz u.

I wish my lunch isn't codfish :uhoh:
 

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^granted, but its live slugs instead

I wish that fireworks didnt go "boom"
 

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Granted, they now go "fizzle" and fireworks shows are now boring

I wish for Voltorb as fireworks
 

TPJerematic

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Granted they blow up every time you try to handle them.

I wish I could find a Shiny on my Emerald.
 

Darkroses147

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granted, but your kicked out when they discover your the devil's cousin

I wish for an ipod
 
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