Corrupt a Wish

[Peppermint Phoenix]

Granted but people complain and that annoys you so much it spoils your fun.

I wish for super speed.

 

[Super Seaking]

Granted, but you have to run with a 5,000 pound weight attached to your leg

I wish that I had mind control powers.

 

[DracoMan]

Granted, but they only work on people called "Steve."

I wish I had a life.

 

[Thanatos]

granted but you die and lose it

i wish my wishes will never be corrupted

 

[Fair Verona]

Granted, but all you seem to wish for is things that hurt you.

I wish for the opposite of an opposite

 

[Parma]

Granted, but your opposite is torched.

I wish for a key lime pie.

 

[DracoMan]

Granted, but someone baked a flock of blackbirds in it.

I wish I could impersonate Elvis.

 

[TPJerematic]

Granted but you're one of THOSE Japanese Elvis impersonators ... you know the ones I mean.


I wish that EV training then leveling to 100 wasn't so hard in Gen V

 

[Tye Taylors]

It won't be because levels now stop at fifty...stats stop at fifty

I wish to be as awesome as gary oak

 

[TPJerematic]

Granted but your brain melts cause dude can't handle Gary MotherF*cking OAK!!!

I wish i was able to get some sleep ...

 

[DracoMan]

Granted, but you slip into a coma.

I wish I could be 25 forever.

Granted but you're one of THOSE Japanese Elvis impersonators ... you know the ones I mean.

No, I don't know what you mean.

 

[Super Seaking]

Granted, but you have to live as a hobo

I wish that it wasnt so damn hot out.

 

[Thanatos]

granted it gets cold and you get frostbite

i wish i won 2millon dollars

 

[Peppermint Phoenix]

Yes but it given by an inhertence from all your love ones

I wish to be famous.

 

[Fair Verona]

Granted, you are Justin Beiber.

I wish to be thinner

 

[Peppermint Phoenix]

yes but your exes skin is unsightly

I wish to finally shed my mortal body and reveal myself as a God

 

[Fair Verona]

Granted, you are the god of getting kicked in the balls. You immediately get kicked in the balls.

I wish for a viola

 

[Peppermint Phoenix]

Granted but it has a worm in it.

I wishes that Doraleous and associates would continue already

 

[TPJerematic]

Granted but they do it really half assed


I wish I didn't get a Modest natured Zekrom

 

[Parma]

Granted. You get a shiny Linoone instead.

I wish for a spicy hotdog.