Corrupt a Wish

[Peppermint Phoenix]

Granted but it's a chilli hot dog and it makes you nauseous

I wish to be super famous.

 

[Thanatos]

granted but you cant go anywhere without being overrun by fans

i wish i was a prophet

 

[TFSpock]

granted, but you see all of the horrors that are in store for civilization in the future, and commit suicide out of madness.

I wish I was taller. :/

 

[Thanatos]

granted but you grow so tall that your head reaches space and you die from the lack of oxygen

i wish i ruled the world

 

[Super Seaking]

Granted, but the entire population of earth moves to Mars

I wish that narwhals could shoot fire

 

[Tye Taylors]

They can but then they also grow legs and then become the narwal overlords, the dominant species on the planet

i wish for a non-corrupted wish

 

[Peppermint Phoenix]

Granted but you have severe back pain trust me it hurts to be tall and you are to ugly to gain attractiveness from height

I wish for l33t haxx0rz sk111z

 

[Tye Taylors]

Granted, you get hired by the government to hack terrorist defences...they see you as a threat so they line up a hit on you

I wish for some food...that isn't going to kill me or make me sick in anyway

 

[Super Seaking]

Granted, but its only a single square inch cracker

I wish that my Pokemon would level up faster.

 

[Tye Taylors]

They will, but then when they get to level 100 you have to give half away

I wish for a speed boost blaziken with an adamant nature

 

[TFSpock]

Granted, but it tastes so bad that you willingly starve to death, rather than eat any of that disgusting food again.

I wish I didn't have swim practice tomorrow.

 

[Super Seaking]

Granted, but you now have skydiving classes. Without parachutes.

(Wow, you got ninja'd twice)

I wish that I would never get ninja'd ever again.

 

[Tye Taylors]

You won't but now any forum you post on is cursed

I (once again) wish for a speed boost blaziken with an adamant nature

 

[Super Seaking]

Granted, but all its IVs are 1

I wish for a Prankster Sableye with max IVs and an Impish nature

 

[TPJerematic]

granted but its a Prankster Sableye with max IVs and Impish nature ....... why would you want that?

I wish I could handle charlie sheen

 

[Peppermint Phoenix]

yes but you never get a chance and must live with wasted potential

I wish for happiness

 

[Super Seaking]

Granted, but everyone starts to hate you and you dont know it

I wish that I had a badass sword.

granted but its a Prankster Sableye with max IVs and Impish nature ....... why would you want that?

D:<

 

[DracoMan]

Granted, but you slice your own arm off.

I wish for a Red Ryder BB gun.

 

[Fair Verona]

Granted, but you'll shoot your eye out!

I wish for no worries

 

[Tye Taylors]

you get akuna matatta

I wish for a never ending party and your all invited.