Corrupt a Wish

[TLZ the Confirmer]

Granted, but there are 50 less Pokémon available, they took away the Bike and the Pokémon Musical, the characters are much slower, they enforced Blind Idiot Translation, it's even easier than before, they added a dozen new caves (Repels were removed), and there are no new features.

I wish...for...a something.

 

[AlexK2013]

granted, but you'll only have 30 minutes to eat it whole!

I wish I am a Hydra with nine heads full of razor-sharp teeth and acidic saliva! GRAAAAAGH!

 

[AlexK2013]

granted, but you'll only have 30 minutes to eat it whole!

I wish I am a Hydra with nine heads full of razor-sharp teeth and acidic saliva! GRAAAAAGH!

 

[AlexK2013]

granted, but you'll only have 30 minutes to eat it whole!

I wish I am a Hydra with nine heads full of razor-sharp teeth and acidic saliva! GRAAAAAGH!

 

[Super Seaking]

Granted, but the whole world tries to kill you

I wish that my parents would stay out of my business.

 

[Fair Verona]

Granted, they kick you out

I wish to have a beautiful singing voice

 

[Super Seaking]

Granted, but you cant talk anymore, you can only sing

I wish that there were no crappy shows on TV.

 

[Tye Taylors]

Granted but all the best shows are now on at once and you have no DVR

I wish for sincerity in the world

 

[Fair Verona]

Granted, there is no secrecy, so you get to hear EVERYTHING about EVERYONE

I wish I could see this certain person

 

[DracoMan]

Granted, but this certain person is Medusa.

If I could have one wish today,
This is what I'd have to say
I wish to never have to rhyme
I'm cursed to do it all the time

 

[TLZ the Confirmer]

Granted, but you must now alliterate like there's no tomorrow.

I wish people would spell correctly and use proper grammer grammar.

 

[Serperiority]

You won't because of the growing number of people getting dumber and running out of ideas for things.

I wish you were Californian

 

[Koukoubean]

Granted. I can stay with you, but I haven't lost my Argenitinian citizenship and have to report in certain periods of time. It's not like the myth of Proserpine...

I wish life had background music.

 

[CharizardDude]

Granted. But it's only Justin Bieber.

I wish I had some food now.

 

[Fair Verona]

Granted, it is bird food

I wish for nobody to ever have a headache again

 

[CharizardDude]

Granted, But everyone has a stomach ache.

I wish Billy Mays was still alive.

 

[Super Seaking]

Granted, but he is no longer amaysing

I wish that it sometimes rained chocolate instead of water

 

[CharizardDude]

Granted, But the song "Chocolate Rain" would be playing constantly.

I wish I had a box of donuts.

 

[Super Seaking]

Granted. Theyre all barf flavored.

I with that aliens would abduct me and give me special powers, without doing anything painful.

 

[Tye Taylors]

Granted, but they do unspeakable things instead

I wish that I had a ninja assault team that was top of the line and took orders from me