Corrupt a Wish

[Pink Panzer]

Granted, but you suffer from lack of sleep because pirates keep attacking in the middle of the night and make a lot of noise.

I wish for complete control of fire. (making, getting rid of, sustaining without any visible fuel)

 

[TPJerematic]

Granted but it means your Prince Zuko ... only the whiny annoying version from Avatar:Abridged


I wish that it didn't take me 3 months to write CtM 7

 

[Peppermint Phoenix]

yes you can write "CtM 7" in short time. Like you did in your post

I wish for healing!

 

[TPJerematic]

Granted but everytime you heal someone you get their injuries and everytime you heal yourself someone else gets your injuries


I wish, I had an Iceburg Pinata!

 

[Thanatos]

granted but when u hit it it shatters all over u.

i wish i ruled the world

 

[Fair Verona]

Granted, did you forget earth is sort of crappy?

I wish I had answers

 

[Peppermint Phoenix]

yes but it makes you crazy to understand the universe that well

I wish to be Asian

 

[CharizardDude]

Granted, but you're the only Asian in the world.

I wish King of the Hill was still on TV.

 

[Peppermint Phoenix]

yes but the kill off Dale and Joe Jack

I wish for a Asian GF

 

[Fair Verona]

Granted, she is my grandmother.

I wish I was FULL asian, and not just a quarter

 

[Super Seaking]

Granted, but you now speak only Asian languages

I wish that my DS was also a taser.

 

[Pink Panzer]

It's a taser on all sides and electrocutes you whenever you touch it.

I wish that My Little Pony never existed.

 

[Ghetsis-Dennis]

Granted, we get Care Bears as the new trend.

I wish for a Deadpool movie.

 

[Fair Verona]

Granted, I stole your T.V.

I wish to be the greatest super villain of all time

 

[Pink Panzer]

Granted, the Batman punches you in the face nineteen times.

I wish for a free bag of pork rinds.

 

[Serperiority]

Please save the sad cute Tepigs being used for bacon and pork rinds.

I wish the whole world was like California.

 

[Pink Panzer]

All of the football teams have the same name, causing lawsuits and eventually the disbandment of the NFL. Many people are out of a job, causing traumatic experiences for thousands of people. Now, everyone frowns at you when you walk past them because they know it was you.

I wish for a sombrero.

 

[Super Seaking]

Granted, but it catches fire every 15 seconds

I wish that I could grant wishes

 

[Almonds]

Granted, but you just used up the last grant.

I wish I had no worries ever again.

 

[Fair Verona]

Granted. You are now just a sponge

I wish for the world's greatest pizza!