Corrupt a Wish

[Peppermint Phoenix]

Granted you no longer care about anything leading you on a path of destruction

I wish to be immortal

 

[DracoMan]

Granted, but the universe becomes very, very boring.

I wish everyone liked all my posts on "Caption the Screenshots."

 

[Almonds]

Granted, but the staff said they're closing it down.

I wish I had super-smart brains.

 

[Fair Verona]

Granted, you no longer play pokemon because you feel it is childish

I wish I was hot

 

[Genbeeb]

Granted. Your average body temperature is now 206 degrees Fahrenheit.

I wish I was playing Catherine on my ps3 right now.

 

[CharizardDude]

Granted, but that's the only game you will play for the rest of your life.

I wish for nothing.

 

[Peppermint Phoenix]

granted it becomes Nithlings and kills you.
I wish my house was organized

 

[CharizardDude]

Granted, but you become a hoarder, an organized hoarder.

I wish Family Guy was off TV.

 

[Peppermint Phoenix]

Granted but Cleveland show takes all of its time slot(I LIKE FG and hate the Cleveland show)

I wish for a Girl friend who loves me and is amazing in every way. i'm lonely

 

[CharizardDude]

Granted, but she's a hooker.

I wish I won the lottery.

 

[Thanatos]

granted but you get payed in coconuts

i wish i had wings

 

[Almonds]

Granted, but they're over a thousand pounds.

I wish I had chocolate ice cream

 

[Super Chao Maniac]

Granted, but it was actually poop.

I wish I wished for something.

 

[Fair Verona]

Granted, you wished to lose all of your limbs in an accident

I wish to always be focused

 

[Almonds]

Granted, but then your brains started malfunctioning.

I wish I was never tired.

 

[Parma]

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