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Corrupt a Wish

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Calvin

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Granted, but you forget everything else in the world.

I wish for a dog like Rex.
 

FireLugia

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Granted but then you find out it is actually rabid and it kills you.

I wish I could turn into a Lugia.
 

Sand Man

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Granted, but you are shot by poachers and turned into a fancy coat worn by the smelliest person on earth, and never washed. The person will never take you off, you will have to smell him for the rest of your days, and the one time he hangs you up in his closet, you are engulfed in flames when their mansion catches fire, burned to ashes, and a dog with rabes pees on your scorched remains, then eats you.

I wish my answer to the last wish weren't so demented from lack of sleep.
 

CrystalGlacia

wants Chain of Memories!
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Granted, but it gets even more demented from irritability.

I wish I could type and sing at the same time.
 

FireLugia

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Granted but you can't stop singing or typing.

I wish I didn't have brothers (or sisters) that torture me.
 
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Sand Man

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Granted, but then I torture you.

I wish FireLugia's Avatar would stop causing seizures.
 

Vycksta

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Granted but you cause them now when people look at you. ;B

I wish that today wasn't so bloody crap.
 

Vycksta

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Granted, but it's really a chewable explosive.

I wish I didn't feel so lonely. *is having an "emo" day*
 

Calvin

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Granted, but a lonely Sneasel gets even lonelier.

I wish for more cookies.
 

Dootzbag

OMG ITS A BERD!!!!!
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Granted,but i grab all your cookies

i wish mudkipz rule teh world!!!!!!!1111oneoneshiftone!!!!
 

Pseudonymiss

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Granted, but they become so scared of your shifted ones on this forum that they retreat and go into a phase of hybernation for the rest of eternity.

I wish my exams were all over. <.<;;;
 

Dootzbag

OMG ITS A BERD!!!!!
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granted,but you lose all the time to do anything else

i wish mudkipz rule teh world
 

CrystalGlacia

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Granted, but you have to be a servant of the Mudkip royal family for life.

I wish I would stop exhibiting all of these OCD symptoms. I have a list of links to websites I've found, and I just finished alphabetizing all of the links. >_<
 

CrystalGlacia

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Granted, but the n00bzors turn into assholes.

I wish Pokemon plushies weren't so damn expensive. (I just now went on Amazon and a five-inch Munchlax plushie costs $30.)
 

Treemo

Ca-va? Ca-va.
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Granted, but your so stupid that you don't know which way the ray comes out, and blast yourself to bits in a cartoon-like manner.

I wish I could find an Ed costume so I could cosplay.
 

cascade88

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Granted, but everyone else shows up at the Cosplay convention dressed up as Ed, as well

I wish I could visit Japan
 
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