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Corrupt a Wish

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firepokemon

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Granted, something magical inside you allowed you to come up with a new and exciting story, your ideas flowed easily and you could easily work out any grammar mistakes that you recognised. You thought, well everyone would love this fanfic of mine until you realise you just plagiarised the first Harry Potter book. This resulted in you somehow being sued for millions you did not have and then one day you pondered, "Why did I wish for no longer having writers block".

I wish for some Okonomiyaki.
 

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Granted, but it is eaten by Ranma (are you a mind reader, thats what the episode of Ranma I'm watching is about)

I wish I had some money to go see a movie tomorrow
 

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Granted, but you never have the desire to eat food again

I wish adult swim would come on
 

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Granted, but they remove all the good shows (I never wish that would happened)

I wish I knew what to wish for
 

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Granted, but when you realize what you should have wished for, you no longer have a wish

I wish humans didn't need to sleep
 

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Granted, but we need Konishe (pronouced Koo-knee-shey) (a new word for sleep)

I wish I didn't think I would get busted every time I hear a noise
 

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(I know what you mean D: )

Granted, but now you're afraid of getting busted everytime there is silence.

I wish I could listen to iTunes without making so much noise
 

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Granted, but you can't hear the song (do you have headphone)

I wish that someone would post episode 73 of Ranma on youtube already (reruns are nice, but I want to know what happens from episode 72)
 

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Granted, but you wish you never saw it (yeah, but I can't find them D: )

I wish I had more tea
 

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Granted, but you can no longer post in the daytime

I wish it wasn't so dang hot in my room.
 

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granted, but its so cold you freeze to death

I wish for another dog (My dog is lonely)
 

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Granted, but now you become lonely because your dog plays with the new dog instead of you

I wish tomorrow was friday
 

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granted, but Friday is now Tuesday and Tuesday is Friday

I wish for a lot of pets
 

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^That wouldn't be so bad... or would it? :O

Granted, but it's Blaze (from Sonic)

I wish this kid would hurry up and show me what avatar he made
 

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Granted, but its so awesome that a famous artist finds it, and makes him into the worlds next Michaelangelo

I wish I could do some art right now (I enjoy art)
 
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