Corrupt a Wish

[Zhwoobatte]

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I wish i could never get a headache.

 

[Koukoubean]

Granted, you get pains in the back now.

I wish Dennis stopped appearing out of nowhere in my dreams.

 

[Zhwoobatte]

Granted, he always appears from behind the bushes.

I wish for a peanut butter jelly sandwitch with a baseball bat :banana:

 

[Mintaka]

Granted. The sandwitch (sandwich?) attacks you.

I wish I had a bigger bookshelf.

 

[ILOVETOGETIC]

Granted, but all your books disappeared so you have nothing to put in it.

I wish my posts in Fun and Games would at least count for something toward the minimum requirement for messaging.

 

[Phantump]

Granted, but your post count goes sky high and you're infracted for it.

I wish food would come and attack people.

 

[Scarlet Sky]

^ Granted, but you realize your mistake when you are eaten by your own Pumkin pie you cooked for Thanksgiving.

I wish for salt.

 

[ILOVETOGETIC]

Granted. It gets in your eye and stings like [insert something here].

I wish Pokemon.com would keep their promise and reveal the Isshu starters' English names already!

 

[Darth Adficio]

granted you get a block of salt weighing 5000 tons on your head

I wish for a dead jedis head

 

[Koukoubean]

Granted, but under the cover is a Yukkuri!

I wish they confirmed the school finish date for this year.

 

[Zhwoobatte]

Granted, but it's 12-22-2012.

I wish for a shiny zekrom

 

[Sanic Hegehog]

Wish granted, except its hacked and the game becomes corrupted. (Its not like you can get a Shiny Zekrom anyway...)

I wish for more wishes so I can wish for llamas on surfboards.

 

[ILOVETOGETIC]

Your wish for more wishes was granted, but you're limited to one wish per year. Looks like you'll have to wait a while for those surfing llamas...

I wish Pokemon.com would keep their promise and reveal the Isshu starters' English names already! (I'm asking again because I was skipped last time.)

 

[Scarlet Sky]

Granted, but the names wind up being so awful that your eyes go blind from the sheer fail you just read. (Thank god the names usually wind up being decent either way. XD)

I wish for piano-playing skills.

 

[Zhwoobatte]

granted, but the instrument you play is the flute.

I wish for moar cereal.

 

[ILOVETOGETIC]

Granted. But there's no moar milk.

I wish upon a star.

 

[Zhwoobatte]

Granted. But there's no moar milk.

Ha! I eat it w/out milk!
Granted, but it fals on you and you die.
I wish for infinite non monopoly money.

 

[ILOVETOGETIC]

Granted. You get infinite "(The Game of) Life" money.

I wish junk food was really good for you.

 

[The Blastoise]

Granted but then anything healthy is bad for you.

I wish that I could be a wizard.

 

[Darth Adficio]

granted but your pet dragon eats you twice

i wish for an army of the undead that listen to me and kill things other than me