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granted, but you have no way to watch them.

I wish that I had the phone numbers and addresses of all the people who have ever majorly wronged me or my loved ones.
 
Granted, but they never answer.

I wish my pokemon eggs would hatch already!
 
Granted, but it eats you.

I wish I could make my own pokemon game.
 
granted, but then you get sued by Nintendo.

I wish the moon could change color on demand.
 
Granted, but it changes so fast it causes epilepsy.

I wish the Wings would win tonight. (I really do.)
 
I but then you say fdskogmrehrieutjge9hrtu89t8yht5tjhifds9jue09865jggrf90istr after every sentence for the rest of your life out of happiness.

I wish I could have a pet lizard.
 
granted, but your spelling error leaves you with a bunch of PVC dolls.

I wish I had the power to speak to sausages.
 
Granted, but it turns out the sausages make you really depressed with their emo talk, and you kill yourself.

I wish I could complete my fakedex in 2 seconds!
 
Granted! But there's only one pokemon in it that's just a scribble!

I wish I could eat a bowl of macaroni.
 
Granted. But the macaroni will eat you first.

I wish I had Portal 2.
 
You get it but after you buy it you get it stolen so you just lost 60$.

I wish I had a train in a train with ma train while I'm training my Fuzz Khan while he is using the shampoo for bats who are using the stuff.
 
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I wish I could become invisible.
 
Granted, but you can't ever become visible, so you will be declared missing and you can't do much

I wish for a good summer
 
Granted, but that means more birds will crap on everything.

I wish [REDACTED] would fall in love with me.
 
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