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Corrupt a Wish

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Granted but everyone start doing kinky stuff in house. Wow that must suck!

I wish for control of media
 
Granted, but people suddenly decide to stop caring about the media

I wish that my DS had an ocean pattern on it, and still worked.
 
Granted, but the only game you can play is a crappy fishing game.

I wish I didn't need to change plans
 
granted ... you know don't have any plans ever

I wish that i could write what i think, so my ideas can be put down better than i can write them
 
You start speaking perfect Japanese but can't stop! You end up dying because you can't inhale anymore.

I wish for a cheeseburger truck that would drive by and give me a free cheeseburger every day.
 
Granted, but the people in the truck harass and throw things at you

I wish that I had a rocket launcher.
 
It's only the Rocket Jumper and does no damage to anything.

I wish for a flamethrower and fireproof suit.
 
Granted, but you are not waterproof.

I wish I could turn you all into Pokemon! Mwahuahua!
 
We all turn into Pokemon, but we own ourselves and thus can't be caught.

I wish that anyone that annoys me will get beaten up by a swarm of butterflies.
 
Granted. It goes off for some time, but then you're hungrier.

I wish I found Burst Mode!Ryouga not flying above the roof, but right in front of my balcony.
 
It smashed your balcony. Good luck getting the money to fix it.

I wish I was a pony.
 
Granted. You become a table instead.

I wish I wish I had a cat!
 
Granted, you have a very severe allergy to cats. You no longer can see or breath.

I wish other people I knew understood My Little Pony
 
Granted, but they all become pony worshipers

I wish that I had a magical imagination box.
 
Granted, it is the imagination of a 52 year old sex fiend.

I wish for Animal Crossing 3D to be out
 
Granted, but it's actually a rushed, glitchy port of Animal Forest for the Nintendo 64 in Japanese.

I wish that "Pokemon Grey" will be announced with full 3D battle animations.
 
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