Defeat the Boss Episode 4: Undernet Brawl

[Snowy]

*Corrupts Airman's program*

 

[Karisse]

*snipes Airman with a high-caliber rifle*

 

[Enzap]

*bakes Airman into a loaf of bread*

 

[Majestic-Six]

*> Heavy Punch
>Shoryuken
> EX focus cancel
> Metsu Hadoken
On airman*

 

[Enzap]

*puts a slice of Airman into a toaster*

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Implants AirMan.EXE's data into various bad games*

 

[Enzap]

*spreads jelly on Airman*

 

[PaulTheProtist]

"Updates" Air Man's hard drive to Windows 8

 

[Scarlet Sky]

*uses Nasty Plot and Baton Pass to boost the next poster's attack power*

 

[Karisse]

*fires a charged shot from a beam rifle at Airman*

 

[Majestic-Six]

*orbital strike on airman*

 

[PaulTheProtist]

Uses a blade made of ununnillium.

 

[Enzap]

*scrapes the burnt parts off of the next slice of Airman toast*

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Throws a Blue Shell at AirMan.EXE*

 

[PaulTheProtist]

Throws Air Man into the Large Hadron Collider

 

[Doctor Floptopus]

*tosses Airman into the Green Sun*

 

[Scarlet Sky]

As mentioned in the last damage calculation, all posts shown here will have an extra 2 points in addition to what they would've scored normally. (So the first attack listed here would've done 3 damage normally.)

*eats Airman*

Mmmm. Tastes like chicken data!
-5

Makes Airman watch an entire season of My Life Me

AirMan keels over and begs for mercy.
-4

taskkill /F /M AIRMAN.exe

AirMan narrowly avoids this, but not without sustaining a fair bit of damage

-7

Makes Air Man see what has become of DtB V3, making him depressed.

AirMan is sad now. :<
-4

*Makes meteors rain from the sky in the general vecinity of AirMan.EXE*

AirMan takes moderate damage!
-6

Uses Spore on airman

AirMan's fan is clogged again!
-6

*chops airman's head off*

You just handed AirMan his head!
...which he puts back on and thanks you for.
-7

*Corrupts Airman's program*

#F((E)*R()#_$(@_!!@E(EWP1IFEPFI90POEI@)#($ CTRL+ALT+DELETE
-8

*snipes Airman with a high-caliber rifle*

AirMan has been no scoped! MUM GET THE CAMERA
-8

*bakes Airman into a loaf of bread*

AirMan is nice and toasty. Literally.
-5

*> Heavy Punch
>Shoryuken
> EX focus cancel
> Metsu Hadoken
On airman*

KO
-9

*puts a slice of Airman into a toaster*

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
ALL TOASTERS TOAST... AirMan?
-6

*Implants AirMan.EXE's data into various bad games*

AirMan 06, AirMan All the Bravest, AirMan: Colonial Marines, AirMan Boom: Rise of Lyric... STOP. THIS IS TOO MUCH.
-7

*spreads jelly on Airman*

AirMan is feeling jelly.
-3

"Updates" Air Man's hard drive to Windows 8

AirMan is now sluggish and buggy!
-4

*uses Nasty Plot and Baton Pass to boost the next poster's attack power*

*fires a charged shot from a beam rifle at Airman*

A critical blow!
-10

*orbital strike on airman*

AirMan
AirMan taking a huge hit from SPAAAAAAAAAAACE.
-7

Uses a blade made of ununnillium.

AirMan is more annoyed you would use such a rare material than he is over being hurt!
-5

*scrapes the burnt parts off of the next slice of Airman toast*

AirMan is now fit for consumption.
-5

*Throws a Blue Shell at AirMan.EXE*

AirMan has lost 1st place and is FUMING over it!
-4

Throws Air Man into the Large Hadron Collider

Large Beatdown.
-8

*tosses Airman into the Green Sun*

AirMan narrowly avoids being toast. (Again)
-6

126/300 Health Remaining.

CAUTION! CAUTION!

AirMan attempts to whip up a tornado, but is too badly beaten that he finds himself unable to. First Boss Syndrome. (Nothing happens)

 

[PaulTheProtist]

Douses Air Man with flouroantimonic acid

 

[Majestic-Six]

*assassins creed air assassination on airman*

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Turns AirMan.EXE's digital form into a duck*