Defeat the Boss! Level 2: Mushroom Kingdom Mischief

[Elementar]

I'll attack once again with my Broadsword at Bowser's torso.

 

[Doctor Floptopus]

Oops. I'll heal: MegaPod

 

[Kharixi]

I'll fire some Basic Arrows at Bowser.

 

[Enzap]

I reveal myself with a laughthat is actually masking my worry about whether I'll be healed, then toss my Throwing Knife at Bowser.

Roll: 10
Bowser is shocked to see you leap out from behind the Mage and hit him with your knife, he assumed you were gone forever
Damage: 1

I'll attack once again with my Broadsword at Bowser's torso.

Roll: 11
Two hits in a row, really on a roll there ;P
Damage: 6

Oops. I'll heal: MegaPod

MegaPod gains 3 HP!

I'll fire some Basic Arrows at Bowser.

Roll: 2
Your arrow whizzes past Bowser, bounces off of the back wall, and hits him in the tail
Damage: 1

Bowser: 39
MegaPod12: 7/10

Bowser is clearly beginning to get frustrated, as indicated by his stomping around on this very thin bridge. He launches two more fireballs, one at Elementar, and the other at Kazekage
The first one misses Elementar
The second one hits Kazekage though!
Damage: 5

Bowser is hurt by poison!
Damage: 1

Doctor Floptopus restores 1 HP!

Current HP:
Bowser: 38/80
Elementar: 10/10
Kazekage: 5/10
MegaPod12: 7/10
Doctor Floptopus: 8/10

 

[MegaPod]

@Enzap shouldn't Kazekage's HP be lower?

I once again attack Bowser with my Throwing Knife.

 

[Elementar]

I'll try and go for three hits in a row on Bowser with my Broadsword.

 

[Enzap]

@Enzap shouldn't Kazekage's HP be lower?

Yes, thanks

 

[Doctor Floptopus]

Once again, I'll heal: kazekage

 

[Kharixi]

Okay then, Hyper Focus again!

 

[Enzap]

I once again attack Bowser with my Throwing Knife.

Roll: 6
You hit Bowser in his soft(ish) underbelly
Damage: 1

I'll try and go for three hits in a row on Bowser with my Broadsword.

Roll: -2
And there goes your hitting streak.

Once again, I'll heal: kazekage

Kazekage gains +3 HP!

Okay then, Hyper Focus again!

You stand completely still and pray to the RNG that Bowser doesn't hit you
-2 Ddg, +2 Aim and Crit next turn

Bowser: 37
Kazekage:
Now that the rogue is clearly standing right in front of him and is pestering him again with these tiny knives, Bowser decides to use Bowser Stomp on MegaPod12
....
AND IT HITS, COMPLETELY FLATTENING MEGAPOD
Damage: 8

Bowser takes damage from Poison
Damage: 1

Doctor Floptopus restores 1 HP

Bowser emits a roaring laugh as he stands over your fallen teammate, who is now disintegrating out of existence. MegaPod12 will be added to the bottom of the queue. A new player will be joining you during the next level... assuming any of you survive this encounter.

Current HP:
Bowser: 36/80
Elementar: 10/10
Kazekage: 5/10
MegaPod12: 0/10 DEAD
Doctor Floptopus: 8/10

 

[Elementar]

I try and get Bowser to 30HP with another swing from my Broadsword.

 

[MegaPod]

OWWWwwww

You can do it, team!

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

Huh, what'd actually happen if they all died?

 

[Enzap]

"OWWWwwww

You can do it, team!"

cried the disembodied voice of your fallen ally

Huh, what'd actually happen if they all died?

If every player dies, then a new set of four will come in and try that round again. I'd potentially scale that enemy back a bit to make sure I don't team-wipe again.

 

[Kharixi]

To avenge! I'm launching Barbed Arrows at Bowser!

 

[Enzap]

@Doctor Floptopus just a heads up because I am a merciful host you have about 9 hours before your turn will be skipped

 

[Doctor Floptopus]

I'll Heal: Kazekage
Might need to sub, will let you know

 

[Enzap]

I try and get Bowser to 30HP with another swing from my Broadsword.

Roll: 10
And you managed to do just that!
Damage: 6

To avenge! I'm launching Barbed Arrows at Bowser!

Roll: 15
FOR NARNIA
Damage: 1

I'll Heal: Kazekage
Might need to sub, will let you know

That's fine, just keep me in the loop.

Kazekage gains 3 HP!

Bowser: 29
Kazekage: 8

Bowser, cockier than ever, launches a Fireball at Doctor Floptopus.
And it hits!
Damage: 6

Bowser takes Poison damage. It seems your departed friend still has your back
Damage: 1

Doctor Floptopus restores 1 HP!

Current HP:
Bowser: 28/80
Elementar: 10/10
Kazekage: 8/10
MegaPod12: 0/10 DEAD
Doctor Floptopus: 3/10

 

[Elementar]

I'm going to swing with my Broadsword at Bowser once again.

 

[Kharixi]

Weighted Arrows at Bowser, let's go!