Defeat the Boss! Level 2: Mushroom Kingdom Mischief

[Elementar]

I'll attack Bowser with my Broadsword.

 

[MegaPod]

I choose to Hide behind some big, axe-shaped lever.

 

[Kharixi]

I'm going to get as far as I can from Bowser and fire some Weighted Arrows, hoping for some healing.

 

[Doctor Floptopus]

I'm going to get as far as I can from Bowser and fire some Weighted Arrows, hoping for some healing.

Your wish has been granted!
Cast a spell of healing on kazekage

 

[Enzap]

I'll attack Bowser with my Broadsword.

Roll: 19
A very solid hit
Damage: 6

I choose to Hide behind some big, axe-shaped lever.

Bowser looks around and doesn't see you, but he hopes you aren't touching his axe lever

I'm going to get as far as I can from Bowser and fire some Weighted Arrows, hoping for some healing.

Roll: 2
Just barely scraped him!
Damage: 2

Your wish has been granted!
Cast a spell of healing on kazekage

Kazekage gains +3 HP

Bowser: 61/80
Kazekage
5/10

Bowser smirks smugly, and attacks Kazekage again with a Fireball!
... but lucky for you it missed!

Current HP:
Bowser: 61/80
Elementar: 10/10
Kazekage: 5/10
MegaPod12: 10/10
Doctor Floptopus: 10/10

 

[MegaPod]

I leap at Bowser and stick him in the tail with my Poison Dagger. I'm careful not to push the lever down, because I'm pretty sure it would do something bad and unhelpful.

 

[Elementar]

I'll once again attack Bowser with my Broadsword.

 

[Kharixi]

I think I'll hang back for more healing and use my ability, Hyper Focus.

 

[Doctor Floptopus]

Well then, I'll heal kazekage

 

[Enzap]

I leap at Bowser and stick him in the tail with my Poison Dagger. I'm careful not to push the lever down, because I'm pretty sure it would do something bad and unhelpful.

Roll: 17
Critical hit! Thank you special abilities
Damage: 2

Bowser was inflicted with Poison!

I'll once again attack Bowser with my Broadsword.

Roll: -1
Yikes, that's a miss. I guess you can only have so much luck in one turn

I think I'll hang back for more healing and use my ability, Hyper Focus.

You'll be slightly easier to hit this turn, but you're all powered up for next turn!

Well then, I'll heal kazekage

You restored Kazekage's health by +3!

Bowzer: 59/80
Kazekage: 8/10

Bowser considers his options, and decides he's really not happy with MegaPod for catching him by surprise, and attacks him with a Bowser Stomp
.... but it missed
Y'all are getting so lucky against this boss

Bowser takes Poison Damage!
Damage: 1

Current HP:
Bowser: 58/80
Elementar: 10/10
Kazekage: 8/10
MegaPod12: 10/10
Doctor Floptopus: 10/10

 

[MegaPod]

I chuckle confidently, then aim my Throwing Knife straight at the Koopa King's abdomen.

 

[Kharixi]

I jump out of "hiding" and release Barbed Arrows towards Bowser.

 

[Elementar]

I swing again to hit Bowser with my Broadsword.

 

[Doctor Floptopus]

I'll heal kazekage once again.

 

[Enzap]

I chuckle confidently, then aim my Throwing Knife straight at the Koopa King's abdomen.

Roll: 7
Hit!
Damage: 1

I jump out of "hiding" and release Barbed Arrows towards Bowser.

Roll: 4
That is also a hit!
Damage: 1

I swing again to hit Bowser with my Broadsword.

Roll: -1
More tough luck for the fighter

I'll heal kazekage once again.

Kazekage is at full health again!

Bowser: 56/80
Kazekage: 10/10

Bowser looks a little confused by the fact that nobody but himself appears to have taken any damage 4 turns in. He decides to try to fix that by firing 2 Fireballs, one at Doctor Floptopus and one at MegaPod12.
Both Fireballs hit!
Flop Damage: 5
Pod Damage: 6

Bowser is hurt by Poison!
Damage: 1

Doctor Floptopus restores +1 HP!

Current HP:
Bowser: 56/80
Elementar: 10/10
Kazekage: 10/10
MegaPod12: 4/10
Doctor Floptopus: 6/10

 

[Elementar]

I'll try again to attack Bowser with my Broadsword.

 

[MegaPod]

I'll go Hide again this turn. Flop can heal herself if she likes, and heal me next turn if no one else needs healing.

 

[Kharixi]

I'm firing some Weighted Arrows at Bowser while running across to the side.

 

[Enzap]

Sorry for the delay guys, wanted to post this afternoon but didn't end up at my computer until tonight

I'll try again to attack Bowser with my Broadsword.

Roll: 11
You finally hit! darn Yay for you!
Damage: 6

I'll go Hide again this turn. Flop can heal herself if she likes, and heal me next turn if no one else needs healing.

You hide directly behind @Doctor Floptopus and whisper into her ear so Bowser can't hear you communicate
... but unfortunately it seems Flop was too spaced out to hear you and skipped her action

I'm firing some Weighted Arrows at Bowser while running across to the side.

Roll: 10
Bowser takes your arrow like a champ
Damage: 2

Bowser: 48

Bowser looks around for that pesky rogue, ready to give him the Bowser Stomp
But he fails to find MegaPod!

Bowser takes Poison Damage!
Damage: 1

Flop restores 1 HP!

Current HP:
Bowser: 47/80
Elementar: 10/10
Kazekage: 10/10
MegaPod12: 4/10
Doctor Floptopus: 7/10

 

[MegaPod]

I reveal myself with a laughthat is actually masking my worry about whether I'll be healed, then toss my Throwing Knife at Bowser.