Destroy the bedrock!

[Akromatic]

*exposes the bedrock to the harsh reality of today's world*

 

[----]

*writes bedrock in the death note*

 

[Darrman]

*exposes bedrock to TPP chat*

 

[Doctor Floptopus]

*slaps the bedrock with a wet fish*

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Gets Mega Metagross to attack the bedrock*

 

[Lysson]

*confesses love to the bedrock, bedrock falls in love. Takes bedrock on dates, takes bedrock to see the world and tell it the wonders of what will happen. Tells bedrock I will always love it no matter what. Takes bedrock on a private jet and proposes, then jumps off the plane yelling 'I never loved you, you're too dense!' and the plane has no pilot as I was the pilot* Still a better love story then Twilight.

 

[Oshawott2003]

Yay, more stuff. Okay. The bedrock is forced to watch an entire marathon of Barbie movies (not so unlike me right now so sad)

 

[Peeko]

Lapras, use Sheer Cold on the bedrock!

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

*Join forces with Tommy Wiseau to create a ungodly bad film that leaves the bedrock in huge disgust*

 

[indigohex]

Force the bedrock to watch Battlefield Earth.

 

[DracoMan]

*gives bedrock the Black Spot*

 

[Doctor Floptopus]

*sends bedrock to bed without any tea*

 

[Paleo]

*boots up the bedrock*
*bedrock shows BSOD*

ded

 

[Doctor Floptopus]

Puts the bedrock on eBay

 

[Enzap]

*exposes the bedrock to the harsh reality of today's world*

But it was so innocent! D:

-27

*writes bedrock in the death note*

At least you're using this power for good and not terrorizing the world.

-29

*exposes bedrock to TPP chat*

Brutal

-28

*slaps the bedrock with a wet fish*

Shlip, shlap, shlap away all day

-25

*Gets Mega Metagross to attack the bedrock*

Steel beats Rock, IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE

-28

*confesses love to the bedrock, bedrock falls in love. Takes bedrock on dates, takes bedrock to see the world and tell it the wonders of what will happen. Tells bedrock I will always love it no matter what. Takes bedrock on a private jet and proposes, then jumps off the plane yelling 'I never loved you, you're too dense!' and the plane has no pilot as I was the pilot* Still a better love story then Twilight.

You hurt the bedrock's feelings! and allowed it to crash in an airplane, but that's not important

-29

Yay, more stuff. Okay. The bedrock is forced to watch an entire marathon of Barbie movies (not so unlike me right now so sad)

Oh the horror!

-26

Lapras, use Sheer Cold on the bedrock!

Unfortunately Sheer Cold missed its target. D:

-0

*Join forces with Tommy Wiseau to create a ungodly bad film that leaves the bedrock in huge disgust*

The world does not need another one of those. One was hilariously bad enough.

-27

Force the bedrock to watch Battlefield Earth.

The bedrock can't take much more of this film-related torture!

-25

*gives bedrock the Black Spot*

The bedrock is innocent I tell you!

-25

*sends bedrock to bed without any tea*

You cruel person!

-27

*boots up the bedrock*
*bedrock shows BSOD*

ded

Yeah, the bedrock is not very technologically advanced. He's from the Stone Age afterall.

-26

Puts the bedrock on eBay

I bet a terrible rock abuser buys it.

-25

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU DESTROYED THE BED ROCK!

This time, the Bedrock will have 5000 HP. Go!

 

[Lysson]

*throws Bedrock in to a black hole*

 

[Doctor Floptopus]

Articuno, mind reader!
Articuno, sheer cold!

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

*Summon the Inklings from the upcoming Splatoon to cover the rock in paint*

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Sends a swarm of Metroids with the Metroid Prime at the helm after the bedrock*

 

[----]

*releases SCP 173 near bedrock*