Destroy the bedrock!

[Wispy Willow]

*Sends Hades' Heart after the bedrock.*

 

[Doctor Floptopus]

*holds a rock concert on the bedrock, leading to spine (or bedrock) - shatteringly loud music*

 

[AlphaSapphire]

Bully the bedrock

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Shows the bedrock a full playthrough of Bubsy 3D.*

 

[ReturnofMCH]

*shows the bedrock the super mario bros. movie.*

 

[~Pachirisu~]

Only Read This If Your Old Enough

Contains Mature Things Such As Violence and Creepy Things

Spoiler

I invite the bedrock over to bake cupcakes, and I give him a cupcake that puts him to sleep, when he wakes up im in a dress made out of other bedrocks and start killing the bedrock with a chainsaw slowly so its more painful, I use his guts for my cupcakes, his skin as a brand new doll, and the rest i ate, it was yummy

WE ARE GOING TO NEED A NEW TALLIER, IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BECOME ONE VM ME, NEW TALLIERS ARE ALWAYS WELCOMED!

 

[Shinehollow]

*Unleashes Echo on the bedrock*

 

[ReturnofMCH]

*jason vorhoes, freddy kreuger, AND micheal myers all attack the bedrock slasher movie style*

 

[~Pachirisu~]

I have the bedrock play with creepy dolls

 

[ReturnofMCH]

*has spongebob annoy the bedrock*

 

[Shinehollow]

*I get Ephriam to stab the bedrock with Rienleaf*

 

[EmpireCrusher203]

*Makes Jigglypuff sing to the the bedrock. The bedrock falls asleep and then Jigglypuff draws a Hilter mustache on the bedrock`s face.*

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Lets the Chaos Kin loose on the bedrock.*

 

[~Pachirisu~]

I catch the bedrock in a master ball and forever have it stay in my PC

 

[ReturnofMCH]

*"spoils" the reveal of the non-existent luigi's mansion 3 for the bedrock, thus getting WAY too excited, then says that I made it up*

 

[Bladeheart111x]

drops 999999 blocks of TNT on bedrock

 

[Shinehollow]

*I get Dark Pit and Pit to say their battle cry to the bedrock.*

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Gets (OoT) Ganon to attack the bedrock*

 

[Doctor Floptopus]

*Gets (OoT) Ganon to attack the bedrock*

So long as it's not phantom ganon. If you stand on the corners you're immune to the first phase attacks. And the second bit is easy. Far more so than the diabolical cubus sisters, bane of my life and haunters of my 8-year-old nightmares.
With that:
*gets diabolical cubus sisters to "play" with the bedrock, thus trapping it in a world of purple potions and hell on a boat*

 

[Shinehollow]

*Gets Ike to use Great Aether on the bedrock*