TEEN: Detective Pikachu: On The Way Home

[Guinea]

Author's Note: This takes place in an alternate universe of Detective Pikachu where Pikachu is voiced by Danny DeVito instead of Ryan Reynolds. Everything happened the exact same way except Pikachu gets amnesia after the events of the movie and was immediately teleported to another place by Arceus. No characters from the movie appear in this story aside from Pikachu, but because he has amnesia, it may as well just be another Pikachu altogether. And because he can only say his name, he doesn't sound like Danny DeVito anymore. Enjoy.

(Content Warning: Language)

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Pikachu: wakes up Pika... Pikachu...? (Ugh... where the heck am I...?)

Psyduck: walks up Psy! Psy, psy! (Hello! Welcome to Pallet Town!)

Pikachu: Pika? Pikachu! (Pallet Town? Hmm... never heard of it!)

Psyduck: Psyduck, psy! (I'll show you around, follow me!)

Psyduck and Pikachu went for a stroll around all three houses and Professor Oak's lab.

Psyduck: Psyduck! (And there you have it!)

Pikachu: Pika? Pikachu?! Pikaaaa! (Huh? That's it?! Boooooring!)

Suddenly, Professor Oak stormed out of his lab with a giant net.

Pikachu: PIKA?! (WTF?!)

Prof. Oak: Gotcha!! snags Pikachu with the net

Psyduck: Psy! Psyduck! (Holy crap! I'm outta here!) runs away

Pikachu: Pikaaa!!! Pika pi!!! (Wait! Help me, damn it!)

Prof. Oak: Hahaha! Now I have a Pokemon for that twerp!

Professor Oak went back inside his lab and approached a kid wearing a cap.

Prof. Oak: Sorry about my grandson taking all three of the starters. Here, you can have this one!

Ash: Whatever.

Pikachu: PIKAAAA!! (SCREW THIS!!) Thundershock's Prof. Oak and escapes the net

Prof. Oak: UGH! faints

Pikachu: Pika! Pika, PIKA! (Hey! You better BACK UP, kid!)

Ash: Yeah... I'm going home. This sucks. leaves

Pikachu: Pika? Pika, pi! Pikachu... (Home? Hold on, I need to go home too! But I can't remember where it is...) follows Ash

Ash went up to his room and started playing Minecraft.

Ash: puts on headset Alright losers, I'm back.

Pikachu: jumps in front of the screen Pika, pi!! (Help me, please!)

Ash: Ugh. Fine. turns off Minecraft

Pikachu: Pika, pikachu?! (Hold on, you can understand me?!)

Ash: Yeah.

Pikachu: Pika, pika! (I think I have amnesia, I don't remember anything!)

Ash: Dang.

Pikachu: Pika!? (What do I do?!)

Ash: I dunno. Let's, like, go on an adventure or something. grabs backpack

Pikachu: Pikachu! (Thanks for helping me!)

Ash: You're good bruh.

Ash and Pikachu went downstairs and ran into Delia.

Ash: Hey mom, I'm going to go travel around the Kanto region with no money, no food and no sense of direction. I'll probably get into a lot of dangerous situations but I gotta help this Pikachu. I wish you would come with me since I'm, like, only ten.

Delia: Oh my! Well, have fun dear! walks away

Ash: Whatever.

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And so, the adventures of Ash and Pikachu has begun! Will Pikachu find his way home? Why does he have amnesia anyway? And what's the deal with Arceus sending him here in the first place?

Pikachu: Pika, pika! (Oh nice, I found some Pokeballs! You can catch lots of Pokemon with these!)

Ash: Dope.

Stay tuned to find out!

 

[Guinea]

Ash and Pikachu made their way to Viridian City.

Ash: This place look familiar?

Pikachu: Pika, pikachu... (It doesn't, I don't think this is my home...)

Ash: Bummer.

Suddenly, two Team Rocket members ran up looking very, very angry.

Jesse: Prepare for trouble!

James: And make it double!

Ash: maces Jesse and James Nah, I'm calling the cops.

Jesse/James: Ahhhh!! My eyes!!

Ash: calls the cops Sup. I need an officer. Two weirdos tried to jump me. hangs up

Jenny: runs up and arrests Jesse and James YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL!

Jesse: Noooo! Not again!

James: We just wanted that Pikachu!

Ash: Too bad.

Jenny: takes them to jail

Pikachu: Pika pika? (Now what do we do?)

Ash: shrugs I guess we could challenge the Gym Leader here if you want.

Pikachu: Pika... pika, pi. (Um... I'm not really in the mood to fight right now.)

Ash: Same.

Gary: walks up Hahaha! What's up, dummy? You mad that I snatched up all three starters and all you got was a stupid yellow rat?

Pikachu: Pika, pikachu. (Ok, now I'm ready to fight.)

Gary: Squirtle, I choose you! throws Pokeball

Squirtle: pops out Squirtle! Squirt, squirtle! (Ugh! I freaking hate this douchebag, I wish I could join you guys instead.)

Pikachu: Pika! (I'd be ok with that!)

Gary: Squirtle, use Bubble Beam now!

Squirtle: uses Bubble Beam on Gary

Gary: OW! WTF!

Ash: maces Gary

Gary: AHHHH!!! MY EYES!!! runs away

Ash: Idiot.

Pikachu: Pika! Pika! (You're free! Welcome to the team!)

Squirtle: Squirtle! Squirt! (Nice! Thanks guys!)

Ash: throws Pokeball and catches Squirtle Aigh't, let's bounce.

Pikachu: Pika! (Lead the way!)

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Squirtle has joined the team! Ash and Pikachu continue onwards to the next town!

Pikachu: Pika, pi? (Wait, don't we need to go back and get the Pokedex?)

Ash: Nah.

Until next time!