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Aries - Stay indoors whilst the moon is out.
Taurus - Less salt in your diet.
Gemini - You need to schedule a doctor visit.
Cancer - Phone home.
Leo - Don't worry about anything, until January 23rd. Then worry.
Virgo - Withdraw all savings, distribute amongst friends.
Libra - Adopt a new pet.
Scorpio - That gum you like is coming back in style.
Sagittarius - Sleep less.
Capricorn - Your best friend is not your friend.
Aquarius - I wouldn't go swimming.
Pisces - Buy something just for you.
Taurus - Less salt in your diet.
Gemini - You need to schedule a doctor visit.
Cancer - Phone home.
Leo - Don't worry about anything, until January 23rd. Then worry.
Virgo - Withdraw all savings, distribute amongst friends.
Libra - Adopt a new pet.
Scorpio - That gum you like is coming back in style.
Sagittarius - Sleep less.
Capricorn - Your best friend is not your friend.
Aquarius - I wouldn't go swimming.
Pisces - Buy something just for you.