Dwarven Vows

[Treemo]

Yup. Another game. Mmmhmm. This one was quite popular on the Nintendo Forums.

This was inspired by the Dwarven Vows from the game, Tales of Symphonia. In the game, you only learn vows 1, 2, 11, and 7. So, why not make up our own? You can type in anything, as long as you number it with any number other than the 4 numbers above (Yes, you can use negatives and decimals). No more than 3 vows per post, please, but you can post as many times as your heart desires. In the example, I will use #X and #XX to represent the numbers.


Example:

Dwarven Vow #X: Always feed your pets.

Dwarven Vow #XX: All your base are belong to us.



See? Simple as that. Now I will start.

#57: Always obey the Dwarven Vows.

#-57: Ignore vow #57.

 

[Æsahættr]

#16: The cake is a lie.

(It's the new "All your base.")

 

[Lesley_GSC]

17#Kill or be killed. That's what Jack London says.

 

[Torgetsu Kon]

#167 Inuyasha rules (just saying)

#61 Never tease a cat. A cat's wrath lasts seven generations

 

[Treemo]

#4574792481092789842660970884726476289052695809286557836923898376427628970529857027811199999.9999444858- If you can say this number out loud, you are too smart to be human.


#64- To err is human, but to blame it on someone else shows management potential.

 

[Torgetsu Kon]

#44 If someone makes fun of you, its because they know your just more awesome than they are

 

[Treemo]

#78- The hills have eyes... With the sound of music!

#45- Rap is to music as Etch-a-Sketch is to art

#89- If God is within, I hope he likes enchiladas!

 

[Torgetsu Kon]

33# As bad as things seem, they could always get worse

#62 Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then its hilarious

 

[Lesley_GSC]

4444444444444444444444444444444444444444#People love to waste their lives making up vows.

 

[Treemo]

Dwarven Vow #-4444444444444444444444444444444444444444: Vow #4444444444444444444444444444444444444444 is absolutely true.


Dwarven Vow #25: The Dwarven Vow system is kinda screwed, so some vows have the same number.

Dwarven Vow #25: See? What did I just tell you?

 

[Lesley_GSC]

13#This is an unlucky number.

 

[Treemo]

#1134- I see dead peple...

#100- It's true because Ed said so.

#765- There is no time like the present... To make some nice crispy bacon!

 

[Lesley_GSC]

22# Bulbagarden will crash soon.

 

[Treemo]

#9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999- If you have followed every vow up to this point, you have no life.

#44- Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.

 

[Lesley_GSC]

23# Vow 22 is wrong. (No! I just opened my big mouth! Now Bulbagarden will crash!)

 

[Treemo]

sdrawkcab era sgniht semitemos -89#

 

[Lesley_GSC]

90# Sometimes things are forward.

 

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[Treemo]

#4- Glacia has WAAAAAAAY too much patience.