Fortunately and Unfortunately

[ocelotlrama jaguar]

Unfortunately, the van is no more and in its place was Bozo the Clown.

 

[Kakuna Matata]

Fortunately, Bozo the Clown was quickly escorted off the premises,never to be seen or heard from again.

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Unfortunately his lifelong devotee, who was coincidentally his younger brother, sprung up to take his place and began to lick all the stamps - activating the adhesive which is doomed to weaken, thus wasting a whole bunch of the Queen's heads.

 

[MegaPod]

Fortunately, he wasn’t very smart, and the police caught him by painting the back of a stamp onto a frozen metal post.

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Unfortunately, he had little reservations about cutting off his own tongue - which he promptly used to choke a policeman to death. As disgusting as that sounds, it worked. He changed his name to French Kiss, went to Mexico and created a Tic Tac cartel.

 

[MegaPod]

Fortunately, at least the Tic Tacs were delicious.

 

[AnimeboyIanpower]

UNfortunately, the Tic Tacs were made to hypnotize anyone who ate them...

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Fortunately, that made making people do things much easier.

 

[AnimeboyIanpower]

Unfortunately, anyone who eats the Tic Tacs does not have free will...

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Fortunately the hypnotic side effects can be counteracted by going through a maze, finding an invisible dot which materializes upon contact and then taking it back to the entrance.

 

[AnimeboyIanpower]

Unfortunately, the maze is crawling with monsters and the dot is hidden behind a scroll containing a journal entry littered with grammar errors that it's up to you to fix and won't let you pass unless you fix every last error...

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Fortunately, Steven Fry is your team healer and he's totally up for solving it.

 

[AnimeboyIanpower]

UNfortunately, Steven Fry's attack stat isn't as high as you thought it would be...

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Fortunately, he compensates for inferior offensive stats by offering supreeeme defence stats.

 

[NMLewis]

Unfortunately, the opposition is packing one-hit-KO moves.

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Fortunately, he has an ability which changes one-hit KO moves into fifty percent health cuts.

 

[AnimeboyIanpower]

Unfortunately, The opposition had Mold Breaker as its ability.

 

[MegaPod]

Fortunately, a Galvantula used Gastro Acid on the opposition.

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Unfortunately, the opposition were employing acid-proof barricade shields.

 

[AnimeboyIanpower]

Fortunately, the shields only protected them from the FRONT...