Fortunately and Unfortunately

[hanecco]

Unfortunately, the higher ups force the manager to fire him on April 2nd.

 

[Sightnado]

Fortunately, the manager resigns, forcing the higher ups to find a new manager.

 

[hanecco]

Unfortunately, the new manager also decides to fire the guy.

 

[Sightnado]

Fortunately, the guy had already found a job in Macrosoft

 

[toastghost]

unfortunately, macrosoft doesn't exist

 

[Sightnado]

Fortunately, this isn't real life, and as such it does exist.

 

[Peridorito]

Unfortunately, Macrosoft is going through a severe financial crisis.

 

[Sightnado]

Fortunately, Cartona, the new competitor to Siri, Alexa, the like, puts Macrosoft straight back into the black.

 

[toastghost]

Unfortunately, people find out that Cartona is always listening.

 

[Sightnado]

Fortunately, Macrosoft, unlike their IRL counterpart Microsoft, figure out that that was exposed, and as such release an update that makes Cartona stop listening continuously.

 

[hanecco]

Unfortunately, Cartona gains sentience, takes on a life of its own, and plots to overthrow humanity, which includes listening to people's conversations.

 

[Sightnado]

Fortunately, Macrosoft shuts off their own power, ending Cartona.

 

[Peridorito]

Unfortunately, this makes all of their phones and computers explode.

 

[hanecco]

Fortunately, they are so rich that they can replace everything no problem.

 

[toastghost]

unfortunately, they invested all their money on other things and can't replace them

 

[Sightnado]

Fortunately, they make money off their investments so they CAN replace the stuff

 

[Giri]

Unfortunately the investments turned out to be a scam and they start to steal to make a living

 

[toastghost]

Frotunately, people took pity on them and let them take their stuff

 

[Peridorito]

Unfortunately, now people have no money to buy their stuff

 

[toastghost]

fortunately, everything becomes free and people can get things again