Mafia Fruit Bowl Mafia - Endgame: That's the Last Strawberry! (Vegetable Victory) 29/01/2016

[Snowy]

6 hours left, Folks.

@Maniacal Engineer is in the kitchen as we speak.

 

[ReturnofMCH]

Okay
Unvote: dylanpiera
Vote: noviern

 

[Snowy]

4 hours, Folks.

 

[PaulTheProtist]

@dylanpiera what in particular will happen if you are lynched? You can PM me if you wish.

 

[ReturnofMCH]

same here. I did ask you on skype...

 

[SoaringDylan]

When are we gonna start targeting the people that aren't posting anything btw. We can't have more then 1 person being silenced now can we

 

[PaulTheProtist]

We are targeting Noivern, who has barely posted anything and what he has posted makes little sense,

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Update may be slightly late today. Voting still closes in ~50 minutes, though.

 

[Calvinッ]

@dylanpiera what in particular will happen if you are lynched? You can PM me if you wish.

Was you PMed? In Dylan's next post he is avoiding the question is all.

 

[Pikochu]

We need a lynch so...

Unvote; Dylan

Vote; noviern

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Spoiler

4. @Kyriaki
5. @IGN
6. @Pikochu
7. @leetic
9. @wry_hermes
10. @Kakashi Hatake
11. @Noivern
12. @Elieson
14. @dylanpiera
@AussieEevee @Maniacal Engineer

WARNING: THIS POST MAY BE NSFW.
Just dew yourself a favor and don't read it at work...

Night 3: The Persian iDoctor

Encoreaged by the downfall of two major threats, the fruits seemed content to let the day pass without much inseedent.
However, not wanting to totally waste the phase, a couple of players gathered for discussion.
They pointed the blame one way, then they pointed it another way. It was all berry confusing, and there was a rapid turnover of votes.

As the day came to an end, however, the fruits placed one of their own on the chopping block. In spite of attempting to warn the players of the consequences of their actions, they proseeded with the eggsecution anyway.

Dear Noivern,

Spoiler

The cure for Apple is not cost-cutting. The cure for Apple is to innovate its way out of its current predicament.

You are the apple of my eye, the Apple! You occasionally get slightly too sauced on cider. In spite of your occasional crabby moods, you are generally rather cheerful, though occasionally you experience rapid turnovers of emotion, mostly due to your drinking habits. In spite of being an iconic part of U.S. culture, the only apple native to the U.S. is the crabapple. Typical. Additionally, the number one exporter of apples is China. That said, when looking at statistics such as this, we must always compear apples to apples. In this case, it's as easy as pie! The apple is the most popular fruit grown in the United States, and, thanks to John Chapman, better known in American Folklore as Johnny Appleseed, many apples not native to America were introduced in the U.S.

Due to a proverb, as well as the many medicinal benefits of apples, you are the Doctor. Each Night, you may PM the hosts a player whom you want to protect. That player will be immune to night kills for that phase. How do you like them apples?

You are allied with the Fantastic Fruits and win when the Villainous Vegetables have been sliced and diced.

Spoiler

Noivern was killed. He was the Apple, allied with the Fantastic Fruits.

As the knife fell, the players hoped he would Regenerate, but it was not to be. The Apple of their eye had fallen, and now the mafia had free rain to asalt Whoever they wanted whenever they wanted to, but it wasn't over yet.
While the fruits were still grieving for their fallen comrade, the heard a loud crash.
Maniacal Engineer drunkenly stumpled into the kitchen and reached into the fruit bowl. He grabbed a peach and began eating it as he stumbled out of the kitchen. More crashes and broken glass ensued, along with lots of unseemly swearing.

Dear dylanpiera,

Spoiler

Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it.

You are Princess Peach! You pop up quite a bit throughout history, which befits the Chinese symbol of longevity and good luck.Your favorite month is August, and you are traditionally given by someone to friends that they like, originating the expression "you're a real peach." You are mentioned in literature as early as 79 CE, and were once known as "The Persian Apple." You are the third most popular fruit grown in the United States, losing only to apples and orange. Orange you glad I didn't say bananas?

You are also a well known Nintendo Princess, being a main character in the Mario franchise. While not the most popular of the Nintendo Princesses, coming in 7th on TheTopTens' list of Top Ten Best Nintendo Princesses, you are nonetheless an iconic part of the Mario series and are well loved by your people in the Mushroom Kingdom. As such, you are the Beloved Princess. If you are killed at any point in the game, the next Day phase is skipped, since the Town will be too grieved by your death to do anything but mourn.

You are allied with the Fantastic Fruits and win when the Villainous Vegetables have been sliced and diced.

Spoiler

dylanpiera was modkilled. He was the Peach, allied with the Fantastic Fruits.

Ordinarily, the fruits would be so striken by grief that they would only be able to mourn during the following day, but given the nature of this death, they were more horrified and disgusted with the slovenly engineer in whose kitchen they reside.
Meanwhile, the mafia was eggstatic! This was the chance of a lifetime to ketchup to the fruits and finally eggsact the revenge that was so justly deserved.

IT IS NOW NIGHT 3: Phase ends 28/1/16 at 2:00am AWST.
Raisins for the Modkill will be discussed in the aftergame. Needless to say, I do try to be fair, so Beloved will not be activated as a result of this Modkilling. As such Day 4 will NOT be skipped.

 

[PaulTheProtist]

Crap, that doesn't look good. Guess an amazing N2 comes at a price...

 

[PaulTheProtist]

I do wonder why dylanpiera lied about his role, saying in this thread and in a PM to me that he wasn't allowed to reveal it.

 

[Elieson]

FUCKING FINALLY

Stop fucking silencing me this is the most demotivated I've ever felt in my entire near-decade of mafia. I've spent half of this game banned from participating.

though scum if you're that scared of me just work on killing me, just two nights of shots is all you need

 

[Elieson]

Wait so you guys modkilled the dylanpiera?

 

[Elieson]

Can mods update the OP with an accurate deadlist/livinglist?

goodness gracious

 

[Elieson]

inseedant

ME you fucking got me again

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

inseedant

ME you fucking got me again

Thanks. Also, with regards to your request about up-dating the dead list, I can't edit the OP. :/

 

[Snowy]

I can, however. I took a small nap towards the end of the phase and am still catching up on what happened.

 

[Snowy]

Alright, as far as I can tell, the OP is updated correctly. My apologies for being behind on the times.

I've also reviewed everything that happened during my two hour nap, and I support ME's decision to modkill... As he said, reasons for the modkill will be discussed in the aftergame.