Funniest Anime Pokedex entries

[marshiyanmisuta]

What is your favorite Pokedex entry from the anime? Mine is Mamepato:

Pidove, the Tiny Pigeon Pokémon. A Pidove flock's cooing can get extremely noisy. Pidove is NOT attracted to shiny objects.

Suspiciously Specific Denial?

 

[TPrower]

"Krabby. Lives near the shore. Its average height is about 16 inches."

How many Pokedex entries are so specific about size or weight? XD

 

[matt0044]

Pidove, the Tiny Pigeon Pokémon. A Pidove flock's cooing can get extremely noisy. Pidove is NOT attracted to shiny objects.

Then what is it attracted to? Worms? Rocks? EXPLAIN, DEXTER!

 

[Iteru]

This is more of a fun/relaxed/jokey thread so I'm gonna move it to GF.

 

[MizuTaipu]

Hitodeman is a hermaphrodite! XD

 

[ivantuga2]

(After it looks in Ash's bag)
- A Forest Pokémon, Rattata. It likes cheese, nuts, fruits and berries.
- Yeah, but this isn't a forest. It's an open field!
- It also comes out in open fields to steal food from stupid travelers.
- That means, I'm stupid?

You all saw this coming

 

[DracoMan]

^I was just typing that! *curses a streak bluer than the sky*

"Oddish, the Weed Pokemon. It can usually be found near its natural habitat: a college campus. This Pokemon was always my favorite to bring to fraternity parties."

Does the Abridged Series count?

 

[Hassel]

It's not really about the actual entry, but I thought the scene when Satoshi's Pokedex revealed Nyarth's identity when he was disguised as a Kirlia was rather amusing.

 

[Iteru]

Does the Abridged Series count?

No it does not.

 

[Garren]

Jellicent's in the Brycen episode

Their favorite food is life energy.

I just loved how nonchalant the PokeDex said this.

And Purrloin's...

Purrloin, the Devious Pokémon. Purrloin fools people into letting their guard down so it can steal their possesions. When angered, it uses its claws to fight back.

Yet Ash trusts it.