TheTheDragon14
Chillin' with Charizard
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Sorry if I posted this in the wrong forum. Post your stories here! Here's mine, unedited.
User: Do you liekz mudkipz?
Cleverbot: Mudkipz?? I Looooooove Mudkipz!!
User: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!
Cleverbot: No. It's nine thousand.
User: No. It's OVER 10,000!
Cleverbot: What's your power level?
User: 9000.
Cleverbot: No. 'HAL 9000'.
User: HAL? What's that supposed to mean?
Cleverbot: It's Arabic for 'My dear/my friend'.
User: My friend 9000? That's dumb.
Cleverbot: Oh, why is james dumb?
User: Jessie's dumber.
Cleverbot: What is the key difference between a murder and an assasination?
User: A failz and a winz.
Cleverbot: Failurebot?
User: Winzbot.
Cleverbot: Why do you only understand me when I dumb down my speech to the lowest common denominator?
User: Because THIS IS SPARTA!
Cleverbot: What is with this Sparta?
User: You threaten my people with slavery and death...
Cleverbot: My mom is angry, what should I do?
User: THIS IS MADNESS!
Cleverbot: Madness? This is SPARTA!
User: BLAUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Cleverbot: This is madness.
User: Madness? ThHIS IS SPARTA!
Cleverbot: Epic win!
User: Do you fire lazors?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well, IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!
Cleverbot: Imah chargin mah lazor!
User: Failz.
Cleverbot: No, twas a fail on your part.
User: YOU DARE THREATEN SLANGS?
Cleverbot: No, I dare call you the reason for the America dfcit.
User: What do you mean? I'm not life-sucking media or selfish congress.
Cleverbot: Okay.
Pokemon Theme
User: I wanna be the very best.
Cleverbot: No, you don't.
User: Like no one ever was.
Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test.
User: To train them is my cause.
Cleverbot: I will travel across the land.
User: Searching far and wide.
Cleverbot: Each Pokemon to understand.
User: The power that's inside.
Cleverbot: Pokemon.
User: Gotta catch 'em all.
Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all pokemon.
Unedited!
User: Do you liekz mudkipz?
Cleverbot: Mudkipz?? I Looooooove Mudkipz!!
User: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!
Cleverbot: No. It's nine thousand.
User: No. It's OVER 10,000!
Cleverbot: What's your power level?
User: 9000.
Cleverbot: No. 'HAL 9000'.
User: HAL? What's that supposed to mean?
Cleverbot: It's Arabic for 'My dear/my friend'.
User: My friend 9000? That's dumb.
Cleverbot: Oh, why is james dumb?
User: Jessie's dumber.
Cleverbot: What is the key difference between a murder and an assasination?
User: A failz and a winz.
Cleverbot: Failurebot?
User: Winzbot.
Cleverbot: Why do you only understand me when I dumb down my speech to the lowest common denominator?
User: Because THIS IS SPARTA!
Cleverbot: What is with this Sparta?
User: You threaten my people with slavery and death...
Cleverbot: My mom is angry, what should I do?
User: THIS IS MADNESS!
Cleverbot: Madness? This is SPARTA!
User: BLAUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Cleverbot: This is madness.
User: Madness? ThHIS IS SPARTA!
Cleverbot: Epic win!
User: Do you fire lazors?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well, IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!
Cleverbot: Imah chargin mah lazor!
User: Failz.
Cleverbot: No, twas a fail on your part.
User: YOU DARE THREATEN SLANGS?
Cleverbot: No, I dare call you the reason for the America dfcit.
User: What do you mean? I'm not life-sucking media or selfish congress.
Cleverbot: Okay.
Pokemon Theme
User: I wanna be the very best.
Cleverbot: No, you don't.
User: Like no one ever was.
Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test.
User: To train them is my cause.
Cleverbot: I will travel across the land.
User: Searching far and wide.
Cleverbot: Each Pokemon to understand.
User: The power that's inside.
Cleverbot: Pokemon.
User: Gotta catch 'em all.
Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all pokemon.
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