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You see, I love Sword and Shield. I love all the Pokemon that came from it. But, the majority of fans just keep shitting on it, and its getting to me. So, I decided, hey! let me try fix some of the main problems with the game!
DISCLAIMER: This isn't to undermine the games in any way. It is just some sort of alternate universe, in which Game Freak just, worked harder and had more employees.
WHY IN THE EVER LIVING FUCK ARE THEY PURE TYPED? WHY? WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
There is no excuse guys. Why? WHY? WHYYYYYY?
Let me pose much better typings for these three, and I'll explain them.
Rillaboom - Grass/Fairy or Grass/Ground
First, let's take a look at all the information we have about its personality.
"It has a gentle disposition and values harmony among its group." - Shield dex entry
"Rillaboom has a gentle nature and won’t involve itself in trivial fights. However, it is extremely sensitive to any actions that could risk the harmony around it and keeps such actions strictly in check. Rillaboom also has a strong sense of solidarity with others, and it will fight ferociously when its allies are in trouble."
This is the essence of the fairy type. Its all about good vibes, and friendship, and helping its friends. Harmony, peace, and all that jazz. Ground can be given an argument for the same reasons, as Ground is also about being calm, and tough. And, it is a gorilla.
Cinderace - Fire/Fighting or Fire/Ground
Woah woah woah! Put down those pitchforks! Let me explain. As we did for Rillaboom, lets look at Cinderace's entries as well.
"Cinderace has excellent physical abilities, and it boasts some of the best skills among all Pokémon when it comes to explosive force, jumping ability, and kicking power. It’s got a strong core and great balance as well, meaning that it can unleash powerful kicks from any position."
Fighting type in its pureness. I know you're tired of the typing, but it just fits. Its all about kicking and stuff. For the ground-type, I just took it from its pebble-fire attack and footballing abilities.
Design Fix:
Make its paws bigger lol. Why does it have nub baby hands? Other than that, Cinderace's design is good IMO.
Inteleon - Water/Psychic
I'm really confident with this one. Inteleon is all about being intelligent and resourceful. It has many skills, which take a powerful brain to maintain. Honestly I'd give it the dark typing if only Greninja didn't exist.
Design Fix:
(I actually LOVE inteleon's design. It's my beautiful toothpick boi)
Oh boy, shrink those yaoi MASSIVE hands! But keep the index fingers at a moderately higher length than the rest, to emphazise the whole "gun" motif. The feet are okay, just make the feet a bit chunkier, and do the same to the arms. The tail should be shortened by a tad. Make the head more lizardlike. The neck is good. Make the cape along its arms like a wingsuit. Give it a BUBBLE BOWTIE that's just perfect and adowable. Make it able to walk on all fours as well.
This artwork by Tubz_Az on instagram is exactly what the fanbase wants, apparently
For the launch problem, I'm sure it was an honest mistake, tbh. The way the trailer was formatted, and everything it was clearly an airing error.
Now, to give them Gigamax forms.
For their designs, I don't really know. All I want for each is:
Rillaboom: G-Max Good Vibes (Grass): Rillaboom beats its drum, the good vibes damaging enemies and setting up grassy terrain!
Cinderace: G-Max Dribble (Fighting): Cinderace performs a dribbling move, which confuses the target!
Inteleon: G-Max Gunfire (Water): Inteleon shoots off multiple water bullets, which always lands in a critical hit!
DISCLAIMER: This isn't to undermine the games in any way. It is just some sort of alternate universe, in which Game Freak just, worked harder and had more employees.
Oh boy. This trio was a weird one. Why?
- Pure typed
- Revealed more than a WEEK after launch
- No gIgAnTaMaX fOrMs
WHY IN THE EVER LIVING FUCK ARE THEY PURE TYPED? WHY? WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
There is no excuse guys. Why? WHY? WHYYYYYY?
Let me pose much better typings for these three, and I'll explain them.
Rillaboom - Grass/Fairy or Grass/Ground
First, let's take a look at all the information we have about its personality.
"It has a gentle disposition and values harmony among its group." - Shield dex entry
"Rillaboom has a gentle nature and won’t involve itself in trivial fights. However, it is extremely sensitive to any actions that could risk the harmony around it and keeps such actions strictly in check. Rillaboom also has a strong sense of solidarity with others, and it will fight ferociously when its allies are in trouble."
This is the essence of the fairy type. Its all about good vibes, and friendship, and helping its friends. Harmony, peace, and all that jazz. Ground can be given an argument for the same reasons, as Ground is also about being calm, and tough. And, it is a gorilla.
Cinderace - Fire/Fighting or Fire/Ground
Woah woah woah! Put down those pitchforks! Let me explain. As we did for Rillaboom, lets look at Cinderace's entries as well.
"Cinderace has excellent physical abilities, and it boasts some of the best skills among all Pokémon when it comes to explosive force, jumping ability, and kicking power. It’s got a strong core and great balance as well, meaning that it can unleash powerful kicks from any position."
Fighting type in its pureness. I know you're tired of the typing, but it just fits. Its all about kicking and stuff. For the ground-type, I just took it from its pebble-fire attack and footballing abilities.
Design Fix:
Make its paws bigger lol. Why does it have nub baby hands? Other than that, Cinderace's design is good IMO.
Inteleon - Water/Psychic
I'm really confident with this one. Inteleon is all about being intelligent and resourceful. It has many skills, which take a powerful brain to maintain. Honestly I'd give it the dark typing if only Greninja didn't exist.
Design Fix:
(I actually LOVE inteleon's design. It's my beautiful toothpick boi)
Oh boy, shrink those yaoi MASSIVE hands! But keep the index fingers at a moderately higher length than the rest, to emphazise the whole "gun" motif. The feet are okay, just make the feet a bit chunkier, and do the same to the arms. The tail should be shortened by a tad. Make the head more lizardlike. The neck is good. Make the cape along its arms like a wingsuit. Give it a BUBBLE BOWTIE that's just perfect and adowable. Make it able to walk on all fours as well.
This artwork by Tubz_Az on instagram is exactly what the fanbase wants, apparently
For the launch problem, I'm sure it was an honest mistake, tbh. The way the trailer was formatted, and everything it was clearly an airing error.
Now, to give them Gigamax forms.
For their designs, I don't really know. All I want for each is:
- Rillaboom meditating
- Cinderace with a full on jersey
- Inteleon with an entire cloak
Rillaboom: G-Max Good Vibes (Grass): Rillaboom beats its drum, the good vibes damaging enemies and setting up grassy terrain!
Cinderace: G-Max Dribble (Fighting): Cinderace performs a dribbling move, which confuses the target!
Inteleon: G-Max Gunfire (Water): Inteleon shoots off multiple water bullets, which always lands in a critical hit!
First of all, let's take a look at Grapploct and Polteageist.
I mean their typings. First of all, Grapploct and Polteageist. Grapploct should be Fighting/Water, and Polteageist Ghost/Poison. Also, they should be counterparts. I'll get to that.
Now, next move. Thanos snap G-Max Machamp and Gengar from existence.
Finally, make Grapploct and Polteageist the aces of Bea and Allister, making them counterparts. Also, we are giving them G-Max forms.
G-Max Grapploct's G-Max move: G-Max Tentacles (Fighting), stops the opponent from escaping or being recalled.
G-Max Polteageist would be an entire tea-set.
G-Max Black Death: Curses all foes.
Next, Charizard is getting the same treatment. I AM IRON MAN!
Replace it with G-Max Dragapult.
G-Max Move: G-Max Missile: It also ??? (any ideas?)
Now, next move. Thanos snap G-Max Machamp and Gengar from existence.
Finally, make Grapploct and Polteageist the aces of Bea and Allister, making them counterparts. Also, we are giving them G-Max forms.
G-Max Grapploct's G-Max move: G-Max Tentacles (Fighting), stops the opponent from escaping or being recalled.
G-Max Polteageist would be an entire tea-set.
G-Max Black Death: Curses all foes.
Next, Charizard is getting the same treatment. I AM IRON MAN!
Replace it with G-Max Dragapult.
G-Max Move: G-Max Missile: It also ??? (any ideas?)
Its simple to fix. LESS HOP. MORE BEDE AND MARNIE. The story was slow IMO, and the whole Eternatus plot was a bit poorly executed. Also, only 3 legendaries this gen? What? No other trios? That's odd.
Also, Rose was not a surprising villain, and his motivation made no sense. Like, I know he wanted to help the world with Eternatus' energy, but like, there are much safer ways! MUCH SMARTER WAYS. Also, he wouldn't even be ALIVE for the remaining like, 9 thousand and 9 hundred and 40 years! This is a terrible plan! Oleana would've been a MUCH better villain.
Also, Rose was not a surprising villain, and his motivation made no sense. Like, I know he wanted to help the world with Eternatus' energy, but like, there are much safer ways! MUCH SMARTER WAYS. Also, he wouldn't even be ALIVE for the remaining like, 9 thousand and 9 hundred and 40 years! This is a terrible plan! Oleana would've been a MUCH better villain.
They say, "oh we're cutting the dex for high quality animations." then proceed to REUSE animations, and have WORSE textures than the 3ds games. The Wild Area's textures are just insanely bad. If you didn't make quality animations, where is my national dex? WHERE IS IT? You don't make new animations, turn around and say "Just wait, they'll become available in the future." "Oh, the national dex was cut for quality animations."
You rushed. Admit it. Just so you could get that sweet Christmas cash. You don't have to make every release yearly! TAKE. YOUR. TIME.
You rushed. Admit it. Just so you could get that sweet Christmas cash. You don't have to make every release yearly! TAKE. YOUR. TIME.
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