Guess that reference!

[Chidamari Sketch]

MasterChef

"You can't hurt a mime's feelings, because mimes aren't real people. They don't have feelings."

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

South Park?

This must be where the deer and the antelope play!

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Oh god that's familiar... unless its anime, in which case I'm gratefully oblivious.

"I have a cunning plan..."

 

[Tactician Karina]

Blackadder

"Hey, how come [Redacted] gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!"

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Familiar. Unless I'm insane, but I don't quite know.

"Would you stop taking my hand?!"

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

?

"She has learned to fake an out-of-character smile, just like a normal member of society."

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

@Revenge of the Boyega my previous quote was uttered by Timon in "The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride" (aka one of the few non-crap direct-to-DVD Disney sequels)

Rob Schneider, Herp-D-derp! Rated Pg-13!

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

South Park

"Just a reminder, anybody that tries to escape will be executed on the spot. Good day!"

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Presumably a anime/manga/manhua - things I've long since abandoned 'cept for One Piece.

"The little man in my hair is getting very annoyed."

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

No idea.

"...AND ROLL OVER THEIR FETID CARCASSES FOR THAT IDIOTIC IDEA!!"

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Atop The Fourth Wall

Presumably a anime/manga/manhua

nope

"Don't stop writing this message Steven... if you stop we die, if you die there is nothing left of us, keep writing, please i beg you.. dont stop writing this message. ive put up with too much to let it all end like this, and its all your fault. YOU DID THIS TO US STEVEN! DONT STOP WRITING THIS MESSAGE STEVEN! PLEASE, I DONT WANT TO DIE, I DONT WANT TO BE FORGOTTEN, PLEASE KEEP WRITING THIS MES-"

 

[Harryghost]

Houseki no Kuni?

"When people realize how lonely it is being on their own, they will become kind."

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Fairy Tail?

Houseki no Kuni?

no

"What do you do with all of these resources? If you're building weapons to chop even more limbs off people. I'll have no part of it. That makes me an accomplice, we're simply not that close."

 

[Max1996]

???

"Put the back of the back back so that the back's back is facing back...Professor, I think my brain just exploded."

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

?

“At first, this object looked impressive, but closer inspection reveals it's just a cheap statue. In many ways, it reminds me of my father. Hmmm... I probably shouldn't tell him that.”

 

[MassiveShock11]

I dunno.

"You're starting to piss me off with that coin, Connor."

 

[Max1996]

No clue.

"Put the back of the back back so that the back's back is facing back...Professor, I think my brain just exploded."

 

[CheffOfGames]

Professor Layton and the Last Specter

"After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure."

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Professor Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore from Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.

"Silence, Earthling! My name is Darth Vader! I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan!"

 

[KenderCharmeleon]

That's "Back to the Future!" with the "Van Halen" tape!
^_^

"It feels like time is passing so quickly. Damn you, Einstein! Your science is crowding in on our kiss! He was right. The passage of time depends entirely on where you're standing. Relativity Theory... it's so romantic. But it's just so tragic too."