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Team Fortress 2 - Expiration Date, said by The Soldier (R.I.P Rick May)
"In those days, you couldn't just snap into a Slim Jim, that's a modern luxury we take for granted. Back then, the slogan was:
'Gnaw on a Slim Jim for minutes on end, grinding it between your molars while the gallons of salt turns your mouth into a desert, until the mangled hunk of flesh in your mouth is JUST soft enough to be shoved down your GREASY FUCKING PIRATE THROAT without tearing a hole!'."
"In those days, you couldn't just snap into a Slim Jim, that's a modern luxury we take for granted. Back then, the slogan was:
'Gnaw on a Slim Jim for minutes on end, grinding it between your molars while the gallons of salt turns your mouth into a desert, until the mangled hunk of flesh in your mouth is JUST soft enough to be shoved down your GREASY FUCKING PIRATE THROAT without tearing a hole!'."