Guess the Pokemon!

[toastghost]

yanmega, holy shit that's metal

Its cry sounds like an incantation. It is said the cry may rarely be imbued with happiness-giving power.

 

[guzmania]

it is indeed yanmega and also indeed metal as fuck
that's mismagius i think?? the happiness thing seems a little contradictory but i couldve sworn that was its dex entry in platinum (i refuse to look these up, defeats the point)

"It lives amidst tall grass and in forests. When attacked, it resists by pointing its venomous spikes at the foe."

 

[toastghost]

wurmple

This narcissistic Pokémon is a clean freak. If you don’t groom it diligently, it will stop listening to you.

 

[Dreary_Rowlet]

Dartrix! Reminds me of emo boys if they found out color existed.

"Forests where [REDACTED] live have superb foliage because the nutrients they make from fallen leaves nourish the plant life."

 

[tazmily menace]

swadloon

This Pokémon fought humans in order to protect its friends. Legends about it continue to be passed down.

 

[Nanulak]

swadloon

This Pokémon fought humans in order to protect its friends. Legends about it continue to be passed down.

Either Cobalion, Terrakion, or Virizion

This Pokémon can be spotted in wall paintings from as far back as 10,000 years ago. For a while, it was thought to have gone extinct.

 

[toastghost]

mamoswine

It begins walking on its hind legs after evolution. It can punch holes through boulders with its horn.

 

[guzmania]

rhydon i believe

Although it does not flap its wings very much, it can stay up in the air as it tags along after its trainer.

 

[Nanulak]

Delibird?

usually wears a hardened expression, but when it’s licking up honey—which it loves—the joy it feels will cause it to break into a wide grin

 

[tazmily menace]

ursaring

It can see the future from the movement of the stars. When it learns its Trainer's life span, it cries in sadness.

 

[guzmania]

i believe that's gothitelle

Delibird?

togetic actually :>

"The first symptom of its sting is numbness. The next is an itching sensation so intense that it's impossible to resist the urge to claw at your skin."

 

[tazmily menace]

mareanie

True to its honorable-warrior image, it uses the blades on its elbows only in defense of something or someone.

 

[guzmania]

gallade

"Even in the most vicious storm, this Pokémon plays happily if thunder rumbles in the sky."

 

[sablo]

Tadbulb?

"Many appear when the night skies are filled with shooting stars. They disappear with sunrise."

 

[tazmily menace]

cleffa

Its feathers—which glow in seven colors depending on the angle at which they are struck by light—are thought to bring joy. It is said to live at the foot of a rainbow.

 

[mastermind lissi]

Ho-oh? Maybe. I think

it likes when things are clean

 

[guzmania]

is that the whole dex entry...? sounds similar to swablu's

"Though it is a very brave Pokémon, it's also smart enough to check its foe's strength and avoid battle."

 

[tazmily menace]

i think that’s lillipup

Its long, striking legs aren't just for show but to be used to kick with skill. In victory, it shows off by kicking the defeated, laughing boisterously.

 

[Nanulak]

Liepard? That’s a really hard one

Before attacking its enemies, it clashes its scales together and roars. Its sharp claws shred the opposition

 

[guzmania]

i'd think kommo-o

"thanks to bacteria that lived in the mud flats with it, this pokémon developed the organs it uses to generate electricity."