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This is a game where one person asks if you've ever done something, and the next person replies and asks the next question. Mindbogglingly simple.

Let's just give an example, though.

Player 1: Have you ever been in a fight?

Player 2: Yee. I've still got knuckle imprints on my face.
Have you ever kicked a tramp?

Uncle Sam wants YOU to play this game (y)
 
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No, I've never kicked a tramp.

Have you ever mistaken an alarm clock for a telephone when you wake up or vice versa?
 
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In a hotel? Certainly, though I've never really had a cause to use a phone. Though I really wanted to do a True Grit phone prank, once.

Have you ever been church? (if not, come on up the Big Joe's Liquor Chapel - where YOU can be feel the spirit(s))
 
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Yes

Have you ever had a communion?
 
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Yes.

Have you ever been badly sun burnt?
 
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Nope. My skin's durable. Thank you ancestors.

Have you ever been badly electrocuted? (I went literally colour blind for thirty seconds)
 
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No

Have you ever saved an animal?
 
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if adopting a rescue dog counts, then yes!

Have you ever been to SeaWorld?
 
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Yes

Have you ever been bitten by an animal?
 
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YES. Many, many, many, many, many times. Large rodents, most prominently, who cracked my bloody thumb nail. And birds who broke the skin and made crimson crescents. And most annoyingly and semi-recently, a damn cat who scratched and bit me on some f-cking whim. I can't stand it. I'm frothing. Now, dumpy rodents I can forgive - they are quirky, a bit brain-bereft and intend no pain. But felines... urgh.

Have you ever been punched? (both on my part were hilarious accidents that were easily shrugged off)
 
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Yes, someone accidentally punched me on the arm when I was walking by.

Have you ever bought an item that did not work and you had to return it?
 
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Not that I know of.

Have you ever planted something?
 
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Yes. When I was a kid, I planted a bean seedling on the driveway. Against all credence, it grew.
But someone ran it over.

Have you ever made an enemy? (wow have i got stories)
 
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On online games yes, but in real life no.

Have you ever bought a toy for a pet?
 
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Let's see... um. Yes. But not for my pet. Right now I've got three rodents, and anything that I present to them will be engulfed regardless of material so I'd just be poisoning them, actually.

Have you ever been mortified in a public place? (i just laugh myself into a hole)
 
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Yes

Have you ever been an hour late for school?
 
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Not really, but there's a reason for that, lmao...

Have you ever gone to a wedding reception? (flogging molly on the stereo made it worth it)
 
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Only a handful, the DJ Rick rolled us one time.

Have you ever held a sloth? (if not, JUST DO IT!)
 
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