How would you react to the above situation?

[Harryghost]

I refuse. I WILL NOT DRINK KETCHUP!

Two of your friends, who hate each other, have their birthdays on the same date, and have invited you to their party.

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Oh, wow. But television has taught me something about these situations. I'd:
Take turns going to each, as in I'd tell each person that I had a stomach problem. Then I would sneak out the bathroom window, hop in a taxi on standby and then drive to the next party. Spend twenty minutes there, then go back, et cetera et cetera. Brilliant.

Ice King accidentally hired the hitman Scorch to assassinate you.

 

[Jinjo]

I would go to the police and hopefully the police kill the hitman.

You are in a play and you screw up on a line in front of the audience.

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

I either get so nervous that I derail from there, or I pretend that nothing happened and improvise if I screwed with the flow.

Lemongrab is staring at you through your bedroom window in the middle of the night - there's no one at home and the phone lines are dead.

 

[Harryghost]

Try to play dead, and pray in mind.

THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

 

[Jinjo]

Find something to stand on top of.

You are on a single treacherous rope and underneath are alligators.

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Okay... okay. Well, personally speaking, I'd probably die but if my Supreme Overlord Helldog Brutal Mecha Murderer Opportunist Mode came into action I'd fall down, take the rope with me, and strangle the alligators - punching those in the throat that I couldn't and hoping that they drown. (That's actually what you're supposed to do. Not the strangling, but the punching) From there, I'd ram fingers into their eyes and use my rope to make reins for the last one standing. I'd make it take me ashore or beat the living crap out of it until it did. Regular animal whisperer, me.

You're an aspiring actor but have stage fright issues. There's an event coming up where you have to read out loud your actual writing in front of a gathering but be dynamic and actorish while you do it. You're terrified out of your guts but its a major step up if you can pull it off...

 

[AnimeboyIanpower]

I spin around and strike a pose while reading the line.

(Is the line "HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!" ?)


You accidentally hypnotize your little brother and your parents are coming home from their errands.

 

[Sightnado]

I realize I don't have a little brother.

You decide to DM me on discord, but you don't know my Discord.

 

[AnimeboyIanpower]

I ask you for it.


You're wearing a beautiful kimono and someone's trying to trick you into singing Mothra's Song.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I do nothing, since nothing happened.

You are going on a long and unexpected trip to a place you’ve never been before.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I’d probably use the string cheese to bribe people I know who like string cheese, since I have no use for it otherwise.

You wake up to find your bedroom has been vandalized with silly string, and nobody else is there.

 

[MegaPod]

Confront my prime suspects: my younger brothers, and demand their help in cleaning up :y

You’re walking on a wooden bridge when you suddenly fall through a broken board and land in a large pond amidst a flock of ducks.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

mutter about how I currently feel like a million ducks, and hope I don’t get attacked by the fowl creatures

The grocery stores are all out of your favorite snack food.

 

[AnimeboyIanpower]

I try to climb out. Failing that, I knock the garbage can to the ground from the inside and roll around in it.

You are being chased by a grizzly bear.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Bears are deceptively cowardly, so if my chances are ripe and I'm not overcome with hesitance; I'd pull off an over-the-top display. Probably screaming and/or flailing about in a way that I'd never do to basically any sapient individual ever unless I'm somehow that soused.

What would you do if you only have a few minutes to spare before your capacity to think and mental individuality somehow dissipates?

 

[Harryghost]

Call my family.

You turn into a mushroom.