How would your Avatar respond to the above situation?

[Crystal Onix]

WOOHOO, YEAH!! *drives at top speed, making sure to get hang time going over some hills*

Your avatar finds that at the back of their closet, there's a portal that links to the back of a random other closet each time they open their closet.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Pokémon don't have closets.

A small rodent has consumed all of your avatar's favourite food.

 

[Holy Houndoom]

Exact reaction: "KILL IT! KILL IT!"

Your avatar gets impaled by a random Rhydon

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Ow! Right in the kidneys!

*Regenerates*


A close personal friend and traveling companion of your avatar has just Transformed into a completely different person.

 

[Sword Master]

Meh as long as they are still.

Your avatar is facing off with the Dark Lord Ganondorf (the large Wind Waker version).

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Uses Psychic to pull his swords from his hands, impails him with them and Teleport away*

Some random Gardevoir just impailed you with your own weapons and Teleported away.

 

[Holy Houndoom]

*Goes to a hospital*

Your avatar has 3 days to stop a moon from hitting a town and you have no way to go back in time.

Also you can't destroy it.

 

[Majestic-Six]

*goes inside his stasis pod*

Your avatar discovers an alien species.

 

[Sword Master]

*Plays the Orcania of time before escaping*

How would your avatar react to living in Ancient Egypt.

 

[Holy Houndoom]

"I rule you all!"

Your avatar gets hit by a low rider

 

[PkmSilver]

*gets splashed*

Your avatar is now the great cornholio. What's your next move?

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

".....what's a 'cornholio'?"

Your avatar gets attacked by a swarm of Heartless

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

You mean the Dalek? I've defeated them time and again, and I will keep on defeating them!

*does something clever*

*runs towards TARDIS*

Supreme Dalek, your sewers are revolting!
*gets in TARDIS and flies away*

Your avatar's home planet is being taken over by its own sewers.

 

[Sword Master]

Meh.

Your avatar goes on a journey through a foreign country.

 

[Holy Houndoom]

Exact conversation with local: "I don't know what you are saying!"

Your avatar goes into a cave and finds an old man

 

[Sword Master]

*Runs out of the cave*

Your avatar is sent to defeat a Dark Lord.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Nue Houjuu isn't exactly a heroic figure but I guess she can take on the Dark Lord. She has also summoned her powerful tanuki friend as a reinforcement at one point, so there's a plus

Also, @Maniacal Engineer;, no, I was referring to the Heartless from Kingdom Hearts

Your avatar is attacked by a giant dinosaur

 

[ocelotlrama jaguar]

She'd be so scared her spots would fall off.

Your avatar became the hero of another world.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

"What's this? People from a different world praising me...? Heheh, not sure what's the big deal, but I'll take it~"

Your avatar encounters a hungry God of Destruction who simply wants some pudding

 

[Holy Houndoom]

Oh, he wouldn't just want pudding if ya know what I mean.

Your avatar is the next doctor.