How would your Avatar respond to the above situation?

[Poke.]

*sans teleports out*
SANS?! SANS!!
GUESS I HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE ONLY EXIT I KNOW OF HERE! THROUGH THE 4TH WALL!
*Papyrus disappears and you hear footsteps coming from nowhere*

Your avatar's friends were all killed by a psychopathic toddler, and you have to kill said toddler.

 

[Shinehollow]

"I WILL KILL YOU. FOR KYRIE."
*Smashes said toddler to the ground in pure grief and rage*

Your avatar has to search for an assassin that's famous for his stealth skills.

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Finds some random Survivalist with maxed-out tracking skills*

Your avatar has been tasked with killing a race of innocent forest-dwellers.

 

[DracoMan]

Sorry, but Charizard only fights worthy opponents. Would you rather Charizard fight you instead?

Your avatar has to watch The Adventures of Pluto Nash.

 

[Sword Master]

*Watches*...

Your avatar has to fight Darth Maul?

 

[Viridi]

*happily steps up to the challenge*

Your avatar just experienced a Reset Bomb being dropped on their hometown.

 

[SobriquetP]

(Ignoring the disastrous consequences of a reset bomb going off in Gensokyo and destroying the Hakurei Shrine XD)

My avatar would take it very badly and go "one-winged angel" hunting down the perpetrators, possibly at the expense of her own life.

During a heavy storm, a child falls into a river and is hanging on to a rickety old dock. The child is quickly losing strength and you notice a large rock break off the cliff overhead and start rolling towards the child. What do(es) you(r avatar) do?

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

That small child is in danger! ...wait, is that Turner? Excellent! I will watch closely to see what happens. If he survives, there's only one logical explanation: FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! If he doesn't, I WAS NEVER HERE!

Your avatar is walking along a road of yellow bricks looking for a wizard.

 

[Lylian]

I am a wizard. Why would I be looking for a stage magician?

Your avatar is sent back in time by aliens.

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Dies due to lack of food or something*

Your avatar has to stop an evil plant from destroying the world.

 

[DracoMan]

Easy. *FWOOSH*

Your avatar has been abducted by aliens.

 

[LordGarcholf]

*acts like there's nothing unusual about it*

Your avatar meets an alien in person - on Earth.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*mistakes the alien for a fairy*
*attempts to catch the alien*
FAIRIES!!!!

Your avatar is being repeatedly poked, by their Archnemesis.

 

[Viridi]

Slap him.

Your avatar comes face-to-face with the Chaos Kin

 

[Lylian]

Don't know what that is, but it's currently on fire.

Your avatar is transported to the last game you played.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*tries to capture the CleFAIRIES in the Veilstone Slot Machines*

*sees Uxie, Azelf, and Mespirt*

FAIRIES!!!!

*gets eaten by Giratina*

Your avatar has just been consumed by the master of antimatter.

 

[Viridi]

Spoiler

Your avatar meets the lord of hell.

 

[Lylian]

*destroys the lord of hell*

Your avatar meets an angry Darth Vader.

 

[Poke.]

HELLO THERE, DARK HUMAN WITH A BREATHING PROBLEM! I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS, AND I'LL SHOW YOU THAT ANYONE CAN REDEEM THEMSELVES WITH ENOUGH EFFORT!
* i'd ask that dude if he wants to go to grillby's, but it looks like he doesn't have a mouth.
Your avatar is forced to erase all of reality by a demonic toddler.

 

[LordGarcholf]

*creates another reality and erases it* Easy.

Your avatar finds out they're suddenly able to communicate with a bunny from a lone island somewhere within bermuda triangle. And the bunny won't stop talking...