How would your Avatar respond to the above situation?

[Icy Wind]

*uses hail on whoever is torturing me*
*escapes thanks to snow cloak*

Your avatar needs to rebuild Disneyland from scratch.

 

[Chibster]

"Espii? Espeon!" (Hmm, what color should I make it? I know, I'll make it purple!)

Your avatar stubbed his/her toe.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Well, my avatar doesn't actually have toes, so...

A frenchman has insulted your avatar's parents.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*goes to Kalos and causes massive glitches by uploading the contents of the Dubious Disk onto everyone's computers*

Do not insult the Dubious Disk!

Your avatar is trapped in the same room as @Enzap and @fabric with no hope of escape.

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

Eat Enzap?

Your avatar is glitching wildly due to the influence of @Maniacal Engineer

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Randomly becomes a Bird type and flies away*

Spoiler

I'm just going to keep using this image...

Your avatar has been turned into a duck.

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

*Quack*

Your avatar is in the endless, silent, soul crushing void of space

 

[ArvAl]

*uploads another avatar*

EASY.

Your avatar has reach the madness level and start to jeopardize the entire forum.

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

EAT FORUM!

Your avatar has been magically gender-bent (I don't know it was all I could come up with)

 

[DracoMan]

And I still look the same.

Your avatar has just run into its mirror-universe counterpart.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*massive glitches ensue and the universe simultaneously explodes and implodes*


Your avatar is stuck and a mindnumbingly dull desk job.

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

Eat desk!

Your avatar is being assaulted by a horde of Cluster Gems...

 

[Icy Wind]

*Uses Blizzard*
*Saved*

Your avatar is teleported to Unova and is captured by team plasma.

 

[Lylian]

Escape, burn down their HQ and Unova.

Your avatar is recruited to the Dark Side.

 

[Octomo]

"My dad told me never join the dark side"
You met your long time friend at Starbuck

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

"I AM my long time friend"

Your avatar is sinking into a tar pit

 

[MassiveShock11]

*uses Teleport*

Your avatar is cursed with the same curse as the PMD Red/Blue Gardevoir!

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

If my recollection of that curse is correct, he just sits around in a cave, not really able to do much.

Your avatar is being pelted by pineapples.

 

[Kit Chan]

She would make fruit salad for master.

Your avatar trips over a blade of grass.

 

[Herbizarre]

*Really ? Another Grass Knot attack ? I'm not that fat >:c*

Your avatar will know what the next person they talk to will say.