How would your Avatar respond to the above situation?

[ocelotlrama jaguar]

"Yipe!" he says. Then he pulls it out and gets angry.

Your avatar wants a Scooby snack.

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

Well, I guess it's not impossible, he is a dog, just not the 4 legged kind that's also in his universe. So he probably wonders what the hell is wrong with him that he's craving dog food.

Your avatar is cornered in a dark alley

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*defeats his would be assailants using superstrength and gives them all Fs*

Your avatar has just been flunked out of life.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Well, that's certainly one theory as to why she has the dream world.

Your avatar literally has a surreal dream world

 

[BorgyDudeMan]

*Does not have a dream world since it is made of negativity*

Your avatar meets an entity made up of negativity (such as hate, jealousy, lust, and wrath)

 

[MegaPod]

*adds greed, self-absorption and sadism to the mix*

Your avatar wakes up to find a ten-foot beard has grown on their face.

 

[Harryghost]

Error 404
Pokémon can't grow beards.

Your avatar is faced by Godzilla.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*defeats Godzilla using super strength and invulnerability*
*drops an F-Bomb on Godzilla to finish him off*

Your avatar is hopelessly lost in a giant mall.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

*Pinches herself back awake*

Error 404
Pokémon can't grow beards.

Spoiler

Your avatar sees colors from out of space from a meteor.

 

[Harryghost]

*make a video and post it on their YouTube channel*

Spoiler

Apart from that Noctowl from way back in the anime, all of their beards appear naturally after birth (Tropius and Drampa)/evolution (all the other three!); they do not grow over time.

Your avatar wakes up and finds themselves in the middle of a circus stadium, faced by a clown.

EDIT: @#&/, guess who is bad at explaining things. Thanks @Chidamari Sketch for pointing that out.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*drops F-Bombs on the circus and flies away triumphantly*

Your avatar has been turned into a clown.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Oh hey, a new transformation

all of their beards are naturally from birth;

But Abra, Chespin, and Cubchoo don't have beards.

Your avatar ends up having their body switched.

 

[MegaPod]

Tamatoa scrambles to bling out his new body.

Your avatar hasn't eaten for days, and then chances upon an unidentified mushroom growing from the ground.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*is a piece of paper*
*doesnt eat ever*
*draws an F on the mushroom*

Your avatar is put in charge of building a new Death Star.

 

[MegaPod]

Tamatoa sacrifices the weapon's functionality for extra shininess.

Your avatar is invited to go scuba diving.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

She'd probably get fired instantly due to being a hikikomori and thus never leaving her room

Nope, not getting outta her room

Your avatar gets attacked by an Angel from Evangelion.

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

It is most likely an immensely traumatic experience, with the Angel diving into her psychological flaws and causing such a breakdown of emotions and tears that she'd likely just turn into a puddle of LCL.

Your avatar is offered a puppy.

 

[MegaPod]

♪I just love free food!♪

Your avatar meets Santa Claus.

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

"Oh, hey Santa how've you been? Kinda grew out of the snowboard. Think you could get me another one?"

Your avatar and their father are arguing over the radio station.

 

[Vulpix037]

*Error* My avatar doesn't have a father, and doesn't listen to the radio. *!*

Your avatar is mistaken for a bush even though it isn't disguised as one.

Error 404
Pokémon can't grow beards.

Probopass has a "beard". Noctowl has also been seen with a beard in the anime.