If I Had a Million Dollars...

[Slenderman]

This one's simple. Just post what YOU would do with a million dollars.

EX: If I had a million dollars... I'd buy gamefreak

I'll start.

If I had a million dollars... I'd buy smartphone.

 

[The Miniryu]

If I had A Million Dollars... I would buy the stuff I need to build a teleporter to the Pokemon World.

 

[DracoMan]

If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat, that's cruel)

 

[Shiny Staraptor]

If I had a million dollars I would first convert it to euros.

Then buy a holiday to Japan, Hawaii and Australia. Afterwards I would buy Black, White and the 3DS.

 

[Slenderman]

If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat, that's cruel)

If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I'd send you some of it to you (Cuz you're a Barenaked Ladies fan)

 

[Opossumguy]

If I had a million dollars...I'd start my Opossumology career up. A nice building, advertisements, adequate conditions to keep injured opossums, ect.

 

[Cyber Jet]

If I had a million dollers(god I love that song)

Any ways probly just go on a crazy ass spending spree with my friends and blow it all in 3 days XD

 

[Slenderman]

If I had a million dollars... I'd buy nintendo, and make all the english starters in every generation the fan names.

 

[AlexandraTheZoroark]

IIHMD, I would buy more songs and apps on my iPod, buy a dachshund (My favorite kind of dog!) and name it Bratwurst, buy myself some more parrots (Even though I already own one right now), and a swimming pool for my backyard (My dad is still planning to put a above-ground pool there, and getting it for him would be nice). Oh, and more fruit-flavored Mentos mints.

 

[Slenderman]

If I had a million dollars... I'd buy a lifetime supply of various pies.

 

[DracoMan]

If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a K car (a nice reliant automobile)

At some point, I might as well just post the full lyrics to that song.

 

[Proxima Centauri B]

Buy Game freak.
Move to California
be a movie star
eat really expensive food

 

[Kakuna Matata]

Bribe Satoshi Tajiri into letting me implement a few of my ideas concerning Pokémon into the franchise.

 

[Slenderman]

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd put this song on itunes (Cause I can't find it there)

 

[Okamidna]

if i had a million dollars....id rule the world by bribery

 

[Mintaka]

I'd buy a new house and enjoy some traveling!

 

[DracoMan]

Well, I said I'd post the lyrics to the Barenaked Ladies' song, so here they are:

Spoiler

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had million dollars
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had million dollars
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
There would already be laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame 'em
Uh, yeah

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
Now, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey)

If I had a million dollars
I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich

 

[proserpina]

A million dollars? That's only like £620,000 D:

I guess I'd buy a house, spoil myself and my family/friends a little (mum especially), travel a bit and use the interest to compliment whatever living I already had. In an ideal world, anyway.

 

[TLZ the Confirmer]

I would buy a giant, (probably illegal) machine that can print more money of any currency.

 

[Slenderman]

If I had a million dollars, I'd make a movie about this guy: