If your username was a company...

[Gaga]

An information brokering company that has nonsensical employees and gives nonsensical reports.

 

[Cap'n Jack]

The best casino company in the history of the world.

 

[dig]

We'd sell pancakes covered in glitter.

 

[Neon Borealis]

Or maybe a space messanger company.

 

[Kay-Senpai]

think Nasa :U

 

[gekkouga]

Do you hate your Typhlosion?
So much that you don't want to release it to die?
Want a more bloody death for it?
Well, come on down to TyphlosionExplosion, where we'll blow your Typhlosion up.
How do we do it? Simple! We gather 3 of the best Pokemon that know Explosion; A Gigalith, a Metagross, and a Golem, and they all use Explosion by your Typhlosion!
Nothing would survive THAT!
And best of all, it's only 200 Pokedollars! And you get to keep any body parts of it for free!
Note: No actual Typhlosions were harmed in the making of this ad.

 

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Want a very nice banged-up guitar?
Go to Glitchitar Ltd!
We have guitars in various glitched states, from Missingno to an Ice Chrmander!

 

[--root--]

A company like Google.... Or a place where marijuana is sold.

 

[Frantic]

I think it's self-explanatory. As to its purpose, it would be a record label.

 

[RetroBuizel]

Mine would be a video game retail company, like Gamestop!

 

[97SaturnSL1]

mine would be a car manufacture in Spring hill TN, which makes super reliable and fuel effecient cars. oh wait........... This company called General motors took my idea

 

[Pride]

I'd be sued for copyright infringement xD

 

[TLZ the Confirmer]

A coalition helping an evil overlord to promote the building of a constructed Singapore-like city named after himself, in which every other hour is spent blaring propaganda tunes to the tune of "Friday" and has an economy based on slave labor.

...Now that I think about it, this is pretty fun to think about.

 

[Bironicus]

Mine would be a Japanese company that sells attractive blonde females to companies like Coca-Cola for advertisement.

 

[Caprizant]

Most likely some sort of health care or other medical company, seeing how "caprizant" means an irregular heart beat.

 

[pokemoll]

A company devoted to the poking of people with the name "Moll", I suppose.

 

[S.S. Shadow Minun]

Kabushiki-gaisha Dark Pokémon, or Shadow Pokémon Corporation. Creating Shadow Pokémon and their Shadow Moves (even a Shadow Smeargle can use Shadow Sketch where regular Sketch cannot copy Shadow moves).

 

[Windchild]

Heh, the company'd manufacture paper plates, plastic silverware, that kind of stuff.

 

[Shadows]

...I'm not even sure what the company would do. Maybe it would be a spy agency. That would be pretty cool.

 

[Fandango]

Someone told me after I got the name, but it's already a company it seems. :lol: