If your username was a company...

[Proxima Centauri B]

Id imagine it having something to do with flammable substances, so Im not sure Id make it a company.

 

[chimera]

It would be a company that is dedicated to chucking Thunderstones at Ash's Pikachu...

 

[TFSpock]

It would be, like, a company which hacks computers and kills viruses. (And creates them.)

 

[Amaura]

A company that makes pasta. Every kind of pasta. In the world.

 

[Kakuna Matata]

Company dedicated to ridding the world of Pidgey, as it preaches a Pidgey-free philosophy.

Probably a car company that makes pretentious adverts on the telly.

I see it as a candy company with Skittles as its rival.

 

[Zenax]

Zenax is actually the alternative name of some drug (which I didn't know when I actually came up with that name):

Alprazolam
A benzodiazepine antianxiety agent.
Indications: It is prescribed in the treatment of anxiety disorders or the short-term relief of the symptoms of anxiety.
Contraindications: Acute narrow-angle glaucoma or known sensitivity to this drug or other benzodiazepines prohibits its use. It is contraindicated with ketoconazole and itraconazole. Pregnancy is also a contraindication.
Adverse effects: Among the most serious adverse reactions are drowsiness, lightheadedness, and tolerance or physical dependence.

So... I'd be a company that sells drug to people suffering from anxiety disorder.

 

[Ferbgor]

A company dedicated to selling Bart Simpson memorabilia.

 

[Ghost]

"Ghost" would either exterminate ghosts or sell Halloween costumes.

 

[Ranger Jack Walker]

Park Rangers maybe?

 

[AceTrainerChristy]

I... dont know. Maybe a company that sells Eevees to Ace Trainers named Christy?

 

[Admiral Tso]

A company that produces massive Lulz.

sounds like a fun company to work for.

Anyway my company would make imitation Captain Crunch.

 

[Egghatch]

My company would sell eggs.

 

[Silverwynde]

A company that produces friendly and helpful robots for the betterment of humankind. (Were you expecting something different?)

 

[Sushi-X]

A crematorium.

That or a steel factory.

 

[Synthesis]

It would be a company that sold synthetic nutrients for plants lacking photosynthesis

 

[Aori]

It would be a cute-character company, like Sanrio. We would make millions with SUPER KAWAII DESU stationary, cellphone charms, clothing, plushies, stickers and just about anything you can imagine. We would then try to take over the world and turn everyone into kawaii desu slaves.

 

[Shuckle]

It would be a company that would make Shuckle a popular Pokemon.

 

[GatoRage]

Sports-drinks and anger management classes....?

 

[Ein]

A company full of morally ambiguous scientists performing morally ambiguous experiments. Except replace both counts of 'morally ambiguous' with 'cruel and inhumane'.

 

[Kazooie]

A company that produces beauty products, mostly perfumes.