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In the Cupboard!

Removed Excadrill from the Pandorica, but not before it Earthquakes the Death Egg.

Also, @Berrenta; the Random Punster's ability makes all items in the Pandorica that were placed there by the Random Punster immune to the abilities of other items placed into the Pandorica by the Random Punster. So no, Oscar the Grouch does not overwrite the Random Punster.

The Pandorica:

Oscar the Grouch (two items out of three)(*)
Youngster Joey (*)
Irken Warriors (x5) (*)
Hourai Doll
Random Punster (*)
Mysterious box
 
*Places myself in the cupboard*

Effect: Any item in the cupboard will have Badass added to its name (including the cupboard (or whatever the heck it's called now)). Also, I'm copying Punster's idea and making any items I put in the cupboard, myself included, unable to be removed by any means until I'm removed (as indicated by a (**) after the item's name).

Oh, and does anyone know what item Oscar is consuming? Because I don't.

The Badass Pandorica:

Oscar the Badass Grouch (two items out of three)(*)
Badass Youngster Joey (*)
BadassIrken Warriors (x5) (*)
Badass Hourai Doll
Badass Random Punster (*)
Badass Mysterious box
BadAssGardevoir (**)
 
@BadAssGardevoir; Oscar consumes items that have been in the Badass Pandorica for 15 posts. His original ability is that he cannot be removed until he has consumed at least three of these items, but now, he still can't be removed until he's consumed at least three items, but only I (or a higher authority) can remove him.

Anyways, I revive the box of Invader O's.

Effect: Spews out another Irken Warrior every other post. Since this item was revived from within Oscar's can, his count reduces by one.

The Badass Pandorica:

Oscar the Badass Grouch (one item out of three)(*)
Badass Youngster Joey (*)
BadassIrken Warriors (x5) (*)
Badass Hourai Doll
Badass Random Punster (*)
Badass Mysterious box
BadAssGardevoir (**)
Badass Invader O's (*)

Also, way to follow the trend of copying me, BAG. I'm so proud of you :)
 
*Places the Master Sword in the cupoard*

Effect: If an evil being is in the position above or below this item then it shall be removed from the cupboard.

The Badass Pandorica:

Oscar the Badass Grouch (one item out of three)(*)
Badass Youngster Joey (*)
BadassIrken Warriors (x5) (*)
Badass Hourai Doll
Badass Random Punster (*)
Badass Mysterious box
BadAssGardevoir (**)
Badass Invader O's (*)
Badass Master Sword (**)
 
Restores the Mysterious Object into the Badass Pandorica.

Description: A mysterious object. I wonder what it could be?

Effect: The Mysterious Object will be revealed in my next post, whereupon its effect will take place.

The box of Badass Invader O's spews out another Badass Irken Warrior

The Badass Pandorica:

Oscar the Badass Grouch (one item out of three)(*)
Badass Youngster Joey (*)
BadassIrken Warriors (x6) (*)
Badass Hourai Doll
Badass Random Punster (*)
Badass Mysterious box
BadAssGardevoir (**)
Badass Invader O's (*)
Badass Master Sword (**)
Mysterious Badass Object (*)
 
Inserts Kyubey.

The Badass Pandorica:

Oscar the Badass Grouch (one item out of three)(*)
Badass Youngster Joey (*)
BadassIrken Warriors (x6) (*)
Badass Hourai Doll
Badass Random Punster (*)
Badass Mysterious box
BadAssGardevoir (**)
Badass Invader O's (*)
Badass Master Sword (**)
Mysterious Badass Object (*)
Kyubey, who is not 'badass' at all
 
*Removes Kyubey for not being badass*

The Badass Pandorica:

Oscar the Badass Grouch (one item out of three)(*)
Badass Youngster Joey (*)
BadassIrken Warriors (x6) (*)
Badass Hourai Doll
Badass Random Punster (*)
Badass Mysterious box
BadAssGardevoir (**)
Badass Invader O's (*)
Badass Master Sword (**)
Mysterious Badass Object (*)
 
^ The box of Badass Invader O's spewed out another Badass Irken warrior in the post above.

Anyway, I return, and the Mysterious Object is revealed to be...a butterfly net! But not just any butterfly net, a Badass Butterfly Net.

Effect: When held by Denzel Crocker, this device can be used to suppress the ability of any magical of fairy related object in the Badass Pandorica. No magical or fairy related creature can escape the Badass Butterfly Net of their own volition.

Conveniently, I restore Denzel Crocker to the Badass Pandorica, whereupon he immediately neutralizes all magic or fairy related objects in the Badass Pandorica, and traps BAG in the Badass Butterfly Net, negating BAG's ability, while laughing about the existance of Fairy Godparents!

The Badass Pandorica:

Oscar the Badass Grouch (one item out of three)(*)
Badass Youngster Joey (*)
BadassIrken Warriors (x7) (*)
Badass Random Punster (*)
Badass Mysterious box
BadAssGardevoir (trapped in Badass Butterfly Net)
Badass Invader O's (*)
Badass Butterfly Net (*)
Denzel "the Badass" Crocker (*)
 
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*Teleports out of the Badass Butterfly Net (and the thread), removing the Badass...ness from everything in the cupboard, then throws Yggdrasil at the cupboard somehow*

Effect: Absorbs the life of any single living being in the cupboard (even if they would usually be protected by an effect), killing them after three posts before moving on to another one determined by the third poster. Also, if this object is removed by anything then all other objects shall also be removed, regardless of effects.

The Pandorica:

Oscar thes Grouch (one item out of three)(*)
Youngster Joey (*)
Irken Warriors (x7) (*)
Random Punster (*)
Mysterious box
Invader O's (*)
Butterfly Net (*)
Denzel Crocker (*)
Yggdrasil (3 posts until Oscar the Grouch is absorbed)
 
^ another Irken warrior was spawned in the previous post. Also, shenanigans. You cannot both add and subtract an item from the Pandorica in the same post. As such, I am assuming that BAG teleported out and Yggdrasil was not out in.

Anyway, restores the Sweaty Gym Sock into the Pandorica.

Effect: wards away evil with its vile stench

The Pandorica

Oscar the Grouch (one of three items) (*)
Youngster Joey (*)
Irken Warriors (x8) (*)
Random Punster (*)
Mysterious box
Invader O's (*)
Butterfly Net (*)
Denzel Crocker (*)
Sweaty Gym Sock (*)
 
Puts in Ratatta

Effect: after 3 posts it will be in the top percentage.

The Pandorica

Oscar the Grouch (one of three items) (*)
Youngster Joey (*)
Irken Warriors (x8) (*)
Random Punster (*)
Mysterious box
Invader O's (*)
Butterfly Net (*)
Denzel Crocker (*)
Sweaty Gym Sock (*)
Ratatta (*)
 
@Kyriaki; The asterisks are there to indicate what Random Punster put in, as they are part of his effect. Just so others won't be confused.

Anyways, added Sonic Screwdriver.

The Pandorica

Oscar the Grouch (one of three items) (*)
Youngster Joey (*)
Irken Warriors (x8) (*)
Random Punster (*)
Mysterious box
Invader O's (*)
Butterfly Net (*)
Denzel Crocker (*)
Sweaty Gym Sock (*)
Ratatta (top percentage in 2 posts)
Sonic Screwdriver
 
*Inserts mr resettii!*
effect: if the cupboard is reset, mr resettii will stay until 2 posts after the reset to yell at the person who reset the cupboard
cannot be removed until the cupboard is reset and he is finished yelling.
The Pandorica

Oscar the Grouch (one of three items) (*)
Youngster Joey (*)
Irken Warriors (x8) (*)
Random Punster (*)
Mysterious box
Invader O's (*)
Butterfly Net (*)
Denzel Crocker (*)
Sweaty Gym Sock (*)
Ratatta (top percentage in 2 posts)
Sonic Screwdriver
Mr. Resettii.
 
*Throws Yggdrasil at the cupboard again*

Effect: Absorbs the life of any single living being in the cupboard (even if they would usually be protected by an effect), killing them after three posts before moving on to another one determined by the third poster. Also, if this object is removed by anything then all other objects shall also be removed, regardless of effects.

The Pandorica

Oscar the Grouch (one of three items) (*)
Youngster Joey (*)
Irken Warriors (x8) (*)
Random Punster (*)
Mysterious box
Invader O's (*)
Butterfly Net (*)
Denzel Crocker (*)
Sweaty Gym Sock (*)
Ratatta (top percentage in 1 posts)
Sonic Screwdriver
Mr. Resettii. (3 posts until he is absorbed by Yggdrasil)
Yggdrasil
 
Ratatta was made top percentage in BAG's post, and the mysterious box was lost to Oscar the Grouch. I managed to rescue the contents of the mysterious box, however.

Also factored in the Irken Warriors from the Invader-O's effect we missed, plus one for this post...

The Pandorica

Oscar the Grouch (two of three items) (*)
Youngster Joey (*)
Irken Warriors (x12) (*)
Random Punster (*)
Invader O's (*)
Butterfly Net (*)
Denzel Crocker (*)
Sweaty Gym Sock (*)
Top Percentage Ratatta
Sonic Screwdriver
Mr. Resettii. (2 posts until he is absorbed by Yggdrasil)
Yggdrasil
Contents of the mysterious box
 
Insert Medicine Melancholy. Oscar kidnaps the Rattata

(Warning: She is very hateful towards humans)

The Pandorica

Oscar the Grouch (three items) (*)
Youngster Joey (*)
Irken Warriors (x14) (*)
Random Punster (*)
Invader O's (*)
Butterfly Net (*)
Denzel Crocker (*)
Sweaty Gym Sock (*)
Sonic Screwdriver
Mr. Resettii. (2 posts until he is absorbed by Yggdrasil)
Yggdrasil
Contents of the mysterious box
Medicine Melancholy
 
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*Places a copy of Smash Bros. in the cupboard*

Oh and Mr. Resettii gets absorbed by Yggdrasil, which is now trying to absorb Denzel Crocker.

The Pandorica

Oscar the Grouch (three items) (*)
Youngster Joey (*)
Irken Warriors (x14) (*)
Random Punster (*)
Invader O's (*)
Butterfly Net (*)
Denzel Crocker (*) (3 posts until he's absorbed by Yggdrasil)
Sweaty Gym Sock (*)
Sonic Screwdriver
Yggdrasil
Contents of the mysterious box
Medicine Melancholy
Copy of Smash Bros.
 
Inserts a Missingno. into the Pandorica.

Effect: Missingno. causes glitches and allows me to negate or warp the effect of one of the objects in the Pandorica. Additionally one of the objects in the Pandorica gets increased by 128 of itself. These effects are irreversible.

For the first effect, I pit Yggdrasil against itself, meaning it will absorb itself with no negative consequences in 3 posts. For the second effect, I increase the number of Random Punsters in the Pandorica by 127.

Additionally, an Irken Warrior was spawned in ^'s post.

The Pandorica

Oscar the Grouch (three items) (*)
Youngster Joey (*)
Irken Warriors (x15) (*)
Random Punster (x128) (*)
Invader O's (*)
Butterfly Net (*)
Denzel Crocker (*)
Sweaty Gym Sock (*)
Sonic Screwdriver
Yggdrasil (3 posts until Yggdrasil absorbs Yggdrasil)
Contents of the mysterious box
Medicine Melancholy
Copy of Smash Bros.
Missingno. (*)

Missingno_glitch_walking_players.png
 
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Inserts Ika Musume. Sonic Screwdriver multiplies. Meanwhile, Medicine Melancholy appears to be staring at Mr. Crocker with a hateful look on her face....

The Pandorica

Oscar the Grouch (three items) (*)
Youngster Joey (*)
Irken Warriors (x15) (*)
Random Punster (x128) (*)
Invader O's (*)
Butterfly Net (*)
Denzel Crocker (*)
Sweaty Gym Sock (*)
Sonic Screwdriver (128x)
Yggdrasil (2 posts until Yggdrasil absorbs Yggdrasil)
Contents of the mysterious box
Medicine Melancholy
Copy of Smash Bros.
Missingno. (*)
Ika Musume
 
*Removes Yggdrasil from the cupboard, destroying everything in it because Punster forgot to alter that effect*

The Pandorica
 
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